« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5

Author Topic: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if  (Read 6991 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Joules

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12091
  • Gender: Female
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2006, 08:24:08 AM »
Is it really bad if you go to your non doggy and very houseproud sister for Christmas Day and your cocker tries to eat all the presents under the tree and especially the new leather gloves your sister has just received and then does a poo on the pristine kitchen floor?  And is it bad if your cocker sees a group of lads come off their boat for a game of footie on the riverbank and they put down their glasses of beer on the ground - and your cocker goes and sticks her nose in one has a slurp and then tips it over?
Logged
Julie and Watson

Offline stanleysmum

  • Site Member
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 37
  • Gender: Female
  • He's my Stanley and I love him!
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2006, 09:43:23 AM »
OMG!  And theres me thinking I had the worst Cocker doodle doo in history!!! :005: :005: :005:

I can relate to and have lived 95% of these stories - I thought that it was just us and my Stanley was a numpty but no we all have them.   :005: :005:

I am now sooo comforted!!!!

JO x

p.s.  Loved the lasagne story!
Logged
Mum - Dad - 3 kids - 2 cats and 1 cocker doodle do!  Its a hard life!

Offline Tracey Jane

  • Site Member
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 349
  • We're just silly about Milly
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2006, 10:22:50 AM »
Is it REALLY bad if while you're standing talking to a friendly group of people with their dogs in the park that your little angel grabs a mouth full of poo - freshly done by one of their dogs and runs out of grabbing distance but in full view of everyone stands and eats it while they look on horrified !!!   ph34r :embarassed: ph34r
Logged

Offline Whistler

  • Site Member
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 115
  • Gender: Male
    • http://m4hood.myphotoalbum.com
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2006, 02:45:58 PM »
Is it really bad if you are walking along the beach looking for something sticking up for your dogs to cock his leg up at when all he can find is a 4 year old who gets a shower...... :005:
ok not my dogs but my friend has an alaskan Malamute which is a huge huskey type dog
Logged

Offline julsngraham

  • Site Member
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 277
  • Gender: Female
  • My Baby at 11 Weeks
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2006, 03:04:57 PM »
oh my god I am crying with laughter    :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
Logged

Offline *Theresa*

  • Donator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4024
  • Gender: Female
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2006, 03:07:33 PM »
 :005: :005: :005: This has to be the funniest thread ever.
Logged
Theresa, Dave, Glen and Sally (or their aliases Gwendoline and Scallywag)

Offline kate.s

  • Site Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 581
  • Gender: Female
    • Ghost Tours UK
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2006, 03:27:46 PM »
Is it really bad if your dog greets someone at the door with your knickers around his neck  :D

Oh and someone elses cocker (can't seem to remember who  ::)) pinches from someones picnic up on rivington pike on the greater manchester meet up  :005:
Logged
Love Kate and Sam xxx

Offline *Theresa*

  • Donator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4024
  • Gender: Female
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2006, 03:30:53 PM »
Is it really, really bad if you have just settled down in front of the telly with your long awaited dinner when a cocker shaped missile launches itself (how high can they jump from standing?) and lands in your plate  >:D happened to me last night.  :005:
Logged
Theresa, Dave, Glen and Sally (or their aliases Gwendoline and Scallywag)

Offline JaspersMum

  • Donator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9982
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2006, 03:32:44 PM »
Is it really bad:-

if your beloved four legged friend goes to investigate couples in love having a quiet moment in the woods!!! you know what I mean - actually serves 'um right for being in a public place!

if they steal the meat off mother-in-laws plate when its in front of her and she didn't notice!?

PS love the thread - nice to know we're not alone...


Logged

Jenny - owned by Jasper, Ellie, Heidi, Louie & Charlie

Offline Rhona W

  • Site Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1060
  • Gender: Female
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2006, 03:38:08 PM »
Quote from: TDBrims on November 22, 2006, 03:30:53 PM
Is it really, really bad if you have just settled down in front of the telly with your long awaited dinner when a cocker shaped missile launches itself (how high can they jump from standing?) and lands in your plate  >:D happened to me last night.  :005:
That'll teach you to eat at the table!  :lol:  :lol:
Logged

Offline kookie

  • Site Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 924
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2006, 03:38:38 PM »
...when you think theyre being very quiet and well behaved, only to look into the garden and see the entire contents of your laundry basket strewn all over the garden for all the neighbours to see.

or when you ironed for hours, put all your neatly folded cloths into the ironing basket, 'out of harms way' ready to take upstairs and put away, turn round for 5 minutes and then find it all over the garden.

when we are out on a walk, and one of the girllies squats to have a wee or a poo, and Alfie wees all over her back.
Logged
Love from Karen and Livvy

Penel

  • Guest
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2006, 05:19:17 PM »
Mine are never bad. ph34r

we did have a houseguest a while ago though.... ;)................. ph34r
Logged

Offline Tommo

  • Site Member
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 272
  • Gender: Male
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2006, 05:23:20 PM »
Is it really bad when you invite your new sargeant into your house to meat your dogs and one presents your new sarge with a pair of your wife's knickers!
Logged

Offline supaspaniel

  • Site Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1497
  • Gender: Female
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2006, 05:30:08 PM »
Quote from: Annette on November 21, 2006, 03:09:39 PM
Quote from: Elisa on November 21, 2006, 03:00:13 PM
Is it really, really bad if..................

your dog goes on cocks his leg on someone's jacket that has been left on the ground while they are flying their kite  ph34r

Oh yes!!!

Which reminds me that at the Oxford meet a few weeks ago I got a very wet wellie from a certain male cocker (not naming names here - far too discrete, but you know who you are!!!! :005:)

youwere lucky you had wellies on Annette :005: someone else only had sandals on in the middle of summer :lol:

 GEORGE!!!!

there ya go we've owned up!!!
Logged
 
Zen Dog...he knows not where he is going, for the ocean will decide. Its not the destination....its the glory of the ride.

Offline michelle123

  • Site Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1709
  • Gender: Female
Re: Is it really, really bad (hehe) if
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2006, 06:00:41 PM »
Admittedly not a cocker but .....

Is it really that bad when taking mums Chow Chow out for a walk, who doesnt generally run off, to run off right in the middle of a footie league game, sitting on the ball and refusing to move,  strangely the boring footie players didnt see the funny side  ph34r ph34r
Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5
« previous next »