Today I haf bin a silly girl

[Pearly]

Dis iz a messarg to all yoom Cocker spangles. 

DO NOT eat yure Mum's handy waxy praffin stuff as it makes yure tum go awl gurgully and funnies.  It was only a teeny bit wot droped on the floor an I got it kwik

Mum sez I am inforit now an it mah be a loong night as parently it unstuffs stufss wot is stuk I wozent stuk oooh! got to go spangleys as am needin back dore agin.....

....bak, few dat woz cloze   Mum sez der is a lessin in it for us bowf.  Hairy man sez am ok but laffed wen Mum toaled her

luv to all spangleys

PuRli
x

[LynneB]

Silly girl, bet u wont do it gen

[montydavies]

I Av lurnt dis lessun too. Once I did snaffle a bag ov chocklik eggz. It did mayk me go veeeeri funeee. I ad to visit the wet and hairy man, he did say dat I may be a bitt hyper for a few days and av to spend lots of Tyme doin business in da gardin. He woz right, but at least it woz da milk chocklik not da dark as he sed den I wud haff had to stay wiv him. I don't fink he would let me sleep on iz bed so I avnt taken any fing since, cept da pizza wot woz left in da box on da table de ovver day.

[Pearly]

  dis is startun bit lyk growd up nortyin - gud stuff

me tum is bit tendah nowdoh an am haffin to mayk grumbley noses bits.  The praffin stuff ad no flaver butt I fought it mite be lyk the whyt stuff Mum drops on the floure at Sandypaws time an is very tastee an sweet - dat mayks yure tum go 2

[Archie bean]

Pearly dat dusnt sownd like very yummee waxy stuff at all. I hopes yur gurglee tum is feelin betta soon and dat you dusnt have to keep goin owtside all nite in da freezy cold. You need to train your mummee to leave more tasty fings owt. Today I did steal a chikkin. Mummee got sum back but I did eat sum too. It Woz yummee. Mummee sez I might need to see da hairy man too coz chikkin is dangeruss. I fink she iz fibbin. I iz fine.
Lots of love from Archie. xxx

[Pearly]

ello ArcHie

its perishinko up ere now an I um tryin to old it is fur as long as I can butt me tum is gurrglin lots....

chikun is much tasty betta but u av to eet wot you can well dun on yure steelin aye ope u iz ok wiv dem bones.  I can send sum praffin stuff to you? it will mayk you go kwiker and give you luvverly smoove insides

ope you iz ok matie

luv

PuRli

[jennycockerspaniel]

I iz oping yr tum iz alrite now u just keep chewing them rorhide things they are betr for yo thtas sufs for Mums pawly hand so sh can take u big walks luv Pennyx

[coopersmum]

Oooh PerLi,

Yoo haz bin a cleva gurwl! We haz to grabz wats we can wen ower hoomans drops fings for us!

Yoo must tells yor mummy dat she musnt drops stuff wat will makes yor tum grumbles and hurts. My mum wood be in biiiiig troubls for dat and I wood leeve her a special presnt! I did climbs in da cupbord da otha day wen mummy was out and I did gobbles neerly half a big bags of pricklepaw biskits! Mummy was vewy worreed coz she told me my tums wood burst!!! She lying coz I just maid lots of noisy stinkies for a while!

I hopes yor tum feels beta soon Perli and dat yoo do get sum sleeps tonite!

Luv CooPEr

[Pearly]

Penni my Mum sez we iz cumin to see you at the end of the yere at a big spouty water hole called an abbi  

CooPer you iz a very clevver boy is dem pwickle paws froots or biskits? dey sound very eggsotic   I fink you is a long way from ere or we would cum and see you too for hour ollydaze

Me tum is ok at the mo fank yoo an I haf a chewy-ide witch I am eetin.  I woz walkin with BroDie an JiNley an Kenzee on Sunnydaze and we all got greyn an smellin luvverly from the pond I was delishus.  Them Mum baffed me an now I smell lyk a blueberri muffin an Mum keeps sniffin me and sayin Ah! bootiful   just wait til 3 am......when I startz to smell agin

Dis is gud nortying you growd ups are relly gud.  More peese 

[Countrygirl]

Hewo, Ellie ere.  I as bin a gud gurl but my fwend Honey, the goldun cocker spangle who lives necks door, was sat on de bak seet in er hooman sisters car dis mornin and er hooman sister ad bin shoppin and put de bags on de bak seet wiv Honey.  Honey whipped open a pack of sandwidges and a pack of raw fishy called suchi fwom Sainsberries and eated de lot.  Er hooman sister wos vewy annoyered cos dis wos er dinna.

[elaine.e]

Louis ere. Yoo norties shuld twy picnicing outdoors like wot I doz. Mi mum duzn't kno alf of wot I getz up to in de garden. I catches and eets allsorts, speshally burds. Mind you, mum new I'd bin eating one wen she saw me from de kichin window az I swollowed it hole, and a little wile ago I haccidently came in de house wiv a fevver stuck to my nose just after mum and I ad bin woching a sick burd wot culdn't fly. I woz only trying to help it fly, onest, but I got hold of it a bit too tite and it died so I et it to save mum the trubble of having to get rid of it. Dunno why she was grumpy bout it

[Pearly]

dis is eggsellent nortyin goin on

I av bin worrit that we woz all bein 2 gud   Louis I fink yoo is my knu eero I av licked a burdy on a shoot but not eetin wun yet - respeckt

ElLie I fink yoo is lucky to liv next to HonEy she soounds fun

more pleeese

luv

PuRli
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[Sarah/G]

Hi purLi, you'd gotta wayt fur day gud stuf, not fair nastee stuff, seaweed
parafin iz nastee, I watchez wen itz dinna tyme, den in lyke Flynn, swoop an capcha da food..
I will show us how to do itz Broder stylee PurLi.
Luff Brodee xxxx

[dipsydoodlenoodle]

dis is eggsellent nortyin goin on

I av bin worrit that we woz all bein 2 gud   Louis I fink yoo is my knu eero I av licked a burdy on a shoot but not eetin wun yet - respeckt

ElLie I fink yoo is lucky to liv next to HonEy she soounds fun

more pleeese
luv

PuRli
x

My mammie has a pet burd, do you fink I cud eayt him?

[Pearly]

My mammie has a pet burd, do you fink I cud eayt him?

hmmm, I fink yoo wud get the big shouty words from yure Mammie if yoo try...butt if yoo get dem burdys in the garnin then dey ar fare gaym

I am lykin yure finkin tho 

luv PuRli

BroDiE BonDy wen yoo gonna teech me gud fud capcha?