Today I haf bin a silly girl

[Pearly]

seVee yoo iz lernin fasted reely gud garninin iz wen yure Mum az jus putt a knu flourery in den. yoo digs it up an eets it to tel ere ow mutch yoo luvs ere

Dis is mutch betta nortyin

Wear is de JinLey mud gurl ?

[katie94]

Ello spangles, I az fownd owt abowt diz nortiyin fingy ma mummee sayz am norty puppee coz dowz I eatten sum ov doze glazz lighty uppy fingies dat were on der krizzmass twee. Mummee had too wing da vet man to finnd owt wat to du coz she woz woorit dat I wud be poorlliz, he zed to gif me lotz of yummy bwed and matke suyr I downt get de tummeee ayche fingy. Daddeee keypt luking frew my poo fings too zee dat dey glazz litey uppey fings kame owt  I den dezide dat mummeess mobiyle fone fing lucked yummee zo I eated dat too. Mummee sayd it woz er fawlt coz she lefted it wear I cud reeched it.

Iz dat gud nortiying for a puppeeeee

[coopersmum]

Dat is vewy gud nortyin for a pupster!!! Yoo mus be careful dat u donts eet anyfing dat will reely makes yoo sickee, like da light fingies from da cwismas twee, dey cood makes yoo vewy sick. I iz glad they didnts tho! Da mobile phone fings is vewy vewy yummy isn't they, my mummy let's me carries hers in from da car, den I hides it froms her! Happy Nortyin' everywun!!

[Archie bean]

Hewo. My nayme is JaDe. I z very ikkle and noo here. My mummeee duz not do puta stuff but I iz playin wiv me unkle Archee at his howse and he iz teechin me lots of stuff and he iz helpin me wiv my spellin coz I iz not at skool yet. Today we hav bin in da gardin too. We did eat aaall da spwowts wot waz growin on spwowt stix. Dey waz yummee. Den Unkle Archee showded me how to dig da erf from da potz. Even I nows da erf livs on da gwownd an not in potz. Archees mummeee will be very happeee we hav put da erf bak on da gwownd. Dis is us on Jinlyes toob. Archee iz eggsellunt teecha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPeFRgewuQQ

[Pauline T]

Hewo. My nayme is JaDe. I z very ikkle and noo here. My mummeee duz not do puta stuff but I iz playin wiv me unkle Archee at his howse and he iz teechin me lots of stuff and he iz helpin me wiv my spellin coz I iz not at skool yet. Today we hav bin in da gardin too. We did eat aaall da spwowts wot waz growin on spwowt stix. Dey waz yummee. Den Unkle Archee showded me how to dig da erf from da potz. Even I nows da erf livs on da gwownd an not in potz. Archees mummeee will be very happeee we hav put da erf bak on da gwownd. Dis is us on Jinlyes toob. Archee iz eggsellunt teecha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPeFRgewuQQ

Archee iz veree nortey tecchin yo digin in da potz. But, I did larf at da video 

[Patp]

Archee, I fink yu woz tryin to berry JaDe 

Now THAT is egsellent nortyin 

I berry my chikun wing if I ar not hungree.  Then afta a cupul of dayz I bring it in to eyt it.  It helps my moMmy coz I am feedin myself lyk a big gurl.  If it partikularly stinkee it mayks nise smells in da howse.  I am shor my moMmy lyks that too. 

JiNley

[Bibby]

Archie u did gud wiz teechin JaDe she will be egselen by da time er mummy iz puttin da bedin plants in. 2day i got sum new toyz frum da pets at ome place, and i wuz so exited i weed on da kitchun flur! Mummy put me in da gardin so i bort er a planpot in for a prezzie but she waz not appy coz it mayde da kitchun flur dirtee and she ad jus mopped up me wee! so den she did da flur agin and wile she waz doin dat i pulled er coat down and chewed da stringy bit on it i iz gettin gud at da nortyin luv Willow

[Pearly]

wiLoW an Jabe welcum too the nortys clud 

yoos is lernin gud nortyin from de best nortyeers

JiNLey wear az yoo bin eye av mist yoo I av storwies to tel yoo bout me ollybags in the carry bang    eye did get on me Mumz bed all nyt fur free nyts   I luvs the carry bang
luv PuRli
x

[lynnruby]

Eggsolunt nortyin evrywun 

I az bin on ollybobs in carry bang swell PuRli    I az bin ta a luverli plays    In fwunt ov carry bang woz a luverli feeld wot woz grayt coz I cud run an run an it woz sooo muddi    Daddi tuk me in da feeld but I eered Mummi sai wot e az ta keyp eyz on mee coz i az bin vewy norty laitly an i duznt cum bak wen i iz tawld 

Daddi tuk toot toot an sossige    so i woz a gud gurl    wen Daddi toot tooted i caym bak........venchli..............afta i ad rowld in mud an woz luverli an durti an smelli 

Mummi woz nor appy wen i got bak an jumpd on da bed in carry bang fore she cud kleen me    Daddi gotz tawld off fa lettin me in carry bang wivowt kleenin me furst...........she sed wot e woz in dog owse, not me 

Ower fwendz wot we went wiv az a spwingy spangle fing............she iz a guddy guddy...she neva got durti an smelli    but she iz vewy awld    i duznt fink she iz a spwingy spangle no mawr............i fink she iz a spwung spangle 

Luv Rubes x

[sarahR]

Eggsolunt nortyin evrywun 

Ower fwendz wot we went wiv az a spwingy spangle fing............she iz a guddy guddy...she neva got durti an smelli    but she iz vewy awld    i duznt fink she iz a spwingy spangle no mawr............i fink she iz a spwung spangle 

Luv Rubes x

Just love the spwung spangle   

[lynnruby]

she IZ spwung Sarah..............she iz defnittly spwung    I mus av bin nortyer dan i fort coz Mummi sez she iz wingin vet an hairy man tomorra for poyntmint for mi beyin wayed an mi teef lukked at an................neegle for mi jekshons 

Luv Rubes x

[Patp]

Oh Rubes that sowndz paynful!!

Mayk shur yu do ow ow owwww at the vetandhairymans howse an yur momMy will feyl sorree for yu.  My moMmy sez we are meetin you in ower carry bang soon fur lots of beya and stuff    We kan do sum nortyin togetha. 

JiNley

[sarahR]

Rubes Mum sais you havt bene weaally naorty George and i ave to gow to the vethairyman sune four our injectuns too, Yu have them every yeare so yu don't get any weally nasti germy things. Iave too go to the vethairymans on Wednesday for an hoperatun me lipfoldys are all ulcerated and infected so I ave to go for a nip and tuck me mums says. I.m not looking forward to it.hoping four sum get well pressies.

[lynnruby]

a hoperatun.............. i ope u iz betta sune 

JiNley, I will ow ow owwwww at vet an hairy mans howse, fanks fa da tip    My mummi sez we iz meetin you in ower carry bang soon too    We will be da bestist nortys togeva 

Luv Rubes x

[Jonnydog]

Ize verry prowd of oll us nortys still flyin dat norty flag 

I opes yooz wot is avin hoperatuns gets lots of treets to mayk up fer enny payn and angwish yoo suffer. Wen I had me jeckshuns I sat on da vetin hairy lady's tabul on me bestest behayvyer den she givved me a nice choo colled a denta- stik. Yooz mite get wun too 

Roobs, mi big bruvver Jonny is spwung too. He cant even jumpintu da car enny mor  Mi muMmi has to lifft him. Sumtymes i incurridge him wiv me bestest grrrs and bites hiz bum to help im in but he duzent apreechy ate it atoll  Wot mor can I doo?
Woofs
Penny