It grows back!
I am such a hacker, that the good groomers on here would probably hack bits off me as punishment for what I do to Buddy, but my philosophy is that I can only get better with practice, and I'm not really all that bothered about him looking perfect, I just want him to be comfy (no matts) and easy to keep clean and dry (feathers thinned out).
Having said all that I do think I have really lost the plot now, and am thinking of heading back to our groomer, telling her some children took the scissors to him (don't dare tell on me Jane!
) and running for cover while she finds some kind of order that I can keep to for the next few months.
All in all, this probably hasn't been a very helpful reply, has it?