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Cocker Specific Discussion => Puppies => Topic started by: HJandKatie on May 04, 2014, 10:00:43 PM
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I is sew norty, mi mummee didz haz 2 go to trayatlon traynin yesturdy and she didz tel mi 2 be gud fur grannee an granpee. i didz had mi pauz crozed wen i didz pro mice.
wen she haz gon i didz help grannee win de washy. grannee didz tel mi of as i didz tek mummees sok tat she doz wer wen she iz riding hur orse.
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YU LYK KATZ ARCHEEE??? :fear2: :fear2:
I lyks chaysin Katz coz its lyk a gaym to me but I downt kizz them and if that Purly sez I do downt beeleeve her :020: :020:
JiNley
:rofl1: ewe so did Kizz Mimnie Mouse Jin, she even let ewe :005: ewe iz a seekrat Katz luffer :011:
PuRli
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YU LYK KATZ ARCHEEE??? :fear2: :fear2:
I lyks chaysin Katz coz its lyk a gaym to me but I downt kizz them and if that Purly sez I do downt beeleeve her :020: :020:
JiNley
:rofl1: ewe so did Kizz Mimnie Mouse Jin, she even let ewe :005: ewe iz a seekrat Katz luffer :011:
PuRli
Da troof iz owt. :005:
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I woz DEFFINITLY NOT kissin the Kat, I woz merly taystin her to see if she woz wurf eytin. >:D
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I woz DEFFINITLY NOT kissin the Kat, I woz merly taystin her to see if she woz wurf eytin. >:D
Glad u as cleerd that up, we woz finking u is gon soft :005:
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I woz DEFFINITLY NOT kissin the Kat, I woz merly taystin her to see if she woz wurf eytin. >:D
Glad u as cleerd that up, we woz finking u is gon soft :005:
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I woz DEFFINITLY NOT kissin the Kat, I woz merly taystin her to see if she woz wurf eytin. >:D
Glad u as cleerd that up, we woz finking u is gon soft :005:
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I is confoozed Jin :dunno: Wye wos Min all purry snugly wiv u and lettin u lik ere? Evun Pip lays doan wen u cum wronde an lets u lik ere two! Iz odd if u dunt lyk kats?
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I woz DEFFINITLY NOT kissin the Kat, I woz merly taystin her to see if she woz wurf eytin. >:D
Glad u as cleerd that up, we woz finking u is gon soft :005:
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I is confoozed Jin :dunno: Wye wos Min all purry snugly wiv u and lettin u lik ere? Evun Pip lays doan wen u cum wronde an lets u lik ere two! Iz odd if u dunt lyk kats?
Pleeze give mum a minite to get er ead round our speak :dunno: an she will get back :005:
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Min - yoo as the saym naym as PurLis Kat :005: :005:
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Min - yoo as the saym naym as PurLis Kat :005: :005:
ohh, dat maks sense, mum as bean reeding fred overs and overs to mas sense of it :005: simples mum
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Min - yoo as the saym naym as PurLis Kat :005: :005:
ohh, dat maks sense, mum as bean reeding fred overs and overs to mas sense of it :005: simples mum
I as 2 Kats wot liff wiv me. Min an Pip. Funi ow Jin noes dere nayms wen she duzent lyk Katz. :shades:
Me mum did av Pats yum Baileys scream last nite witch is y ere note mayks no sents. ;)
Is yum parrently but mayks u fall doan if u hav 2 mutch :005:
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Min - yoo as the saym naym as PurLis Kat :005: :005:
ohh, dat maks sense, mum as bean reeding fred overs and overs to mas sense of it :005: simples mum
I as 2 Kats wot liff wiv me. Min an Pip. Funi ow Jin noes dere nayms wen she duzent lyk Katz. :shades:
Me mum did av Pats yum Baileys scream last nite witch is y ere note mayks no sents. ;)
Is yum parrently but mayks u fall doan if u hav 2 mutch :005:
:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
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My MomMy sez ar yu shur it was the me skreem and not the bottul of wyne yur moMmy woshed it down wiv? :dunno: :dunno:
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My MomMy sez ar yu shur it was the me skreem and not the bottul of wyne yu woshed it down wiv? :dunno: :dunno:
I av dun sneeki peek in coled whyt box wot as nyse fings init an der is stil arf bottul from Saterday Jin ;) I fink me Mum jus karnt spell mutch :005:
Is veree barrssusun for a growd up dog :013:
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Pupz iz now a big boi spangle at ovver 1 yeer owld but iz still nortyin :D I woz taken for gud walkins and woz bog waddling getting nice and dirty :D hoomans were norappy coz dey az nice clean car,so dey put me in da river to cleanz me :o I don't like da water >:( daddy sais I not a proper spangel coz I not lik gettin wett >:( dis is abuse >:D
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I av dun sum gud nortyin yesturdy, I didz rip de bok fur de actifly and den I didz git mi hooman sis in trooble as I didz get in de tramp e line wiv her to timez. Mummee didz tel Katie of for puttin mi in de tramp e line but I didz get in mi selv! Mummee didz sai sori to mi hooman sis wen she didz se mi joomp on do whely ballow then on de tramp e line an run roond de tramp e line net an in de dor!
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Well Minstrel joined the norty puppies today!! I bought an apple danish and put it on the worktop, ready to have wiv me cuppa - obviously not far enough back...went and took my good gear off, and there it was GONE :o
I'd forgotten just how far this rascal of mine can reach. 00ps
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Minstrel, I hav bean a notry puppee like u. I hav descovored de kitchen tabel…..
Mummy wos havin a dinner par tee and everyone wos on the pateo and not lookin at de tabel. Mummy had put a big plate of yummy lookin ham stuff on there (she called it posh ham from Italy and another countree). It wos really hard but I got up onto the tabel and ate up the hole plate of ham…..
Mummy and daddy came screeming into the kitchen and reely told me off. I didn't reely mind as they still had bread to eat and I had a loverly dinner of ham. It did make me a bit thursty thou………
Worf it!!
Luv frum nortee Cola xx
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I iz norty I did choo mommies uglies she did say no sos I stops an eatz tv controller thingy she did say no so I wen back to the uglies. Moms not so happy bus I wiz jus being quiet in mi bed havin a chew :dunno:
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I iz norty I did choo mommies uglies she did say no sos I stops an eatz tv controller thingy she did say no so I wen back to the uglies. Moms not so happy bus I wiz jus being quiet in mi bed havin a chew :dunno:
No justice is there Sirius - there you were being all peaceful in your bed 'n all :dunno: ;)
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Minstrel, I hav bean a notry puppee like u. I hav descovored de kitchen tabel…..
Mummy wos havin a dinner par tee and everyone wos on the pateo and not lookin at de tabel. Mummy had put a big plate of yummy lookin ham stuff on there (she called it posh ham from Italy and another countree). It wos really hard but I got up onto the tabel and ate up the hole plate of ham…..
Mummy and daddy came screeming into the kitchen and reely told me off. I didn't reely mind as they still had bread to eat and I had a loverly dinner of ham. It did make me a bit thursty thou………
Worf it!!
Luv frum nortee Cola xx
OOher Minstrel's misdemeanor pales into insignficance compared to that!! (can't spell proper - but don't fink it matters much on this fred ;)
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Der iz sum reeeeely grate nortyin goin on at da moment. Well dum everywun. :clapping: :clapping:
I waz norty smornin too. I was chasin da bunny wabtits and wun of dem ran into my mowf! It was all soft an fluffy so I decidid to keep it. Mummy nose I woodnt leave it so she walked off and hid. So I fort I wuld join in and play hide an seek too. When Mummy came back she culdnt see me. She waz puffin on da wisssleee an shoutin. So I ran up behind her and sprized her. :005: I wudunt leave my bunny tho so I kept runnin off so mummy culdnt catch me. Eventually she sed it waz suppertime so I digged a hole and buried bunny for next time. Dem I let Mummy put my lead on and we went home. She waz very pleased wiv me when I kame back so obviously catchin bunny wabtits is a gud fing. :D
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oo ArChee yu IZ tOp nOrteeee
i fiNKs I duz lUVyooo
elLLeeee :-*
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Minstrel, I hav bean a notry puppee like u. I hav descovored de kitchen tabel…..
Mummy wos havin a dinner par tee and everyone wos on the pateo and not lookin at de tabel. Mummy had put a big plate of yummy lookin ham stuff on there (she called it posh ham from Italy and another countree). It wos really hard but I got up onto the tabel and ate up the hole plate of ham…..
Mummy and daddy came screeming into the kitchen and reely told me off. I didn't reely mind as they still had bread to eat and I had a loverly dinner of ham. It did make me a bit thursty thou………
Worf it!!
Luv frum nortee Cola xx
Deer Cola - yu didz da ritest fing by eatin awl da hamms on da plate - if yu ad left sum your mummy n daddee would onli hav frowed it in da bin, so yu saved dem fwom having to waist it, and woshed up da plate for dem too. Luv fwom Prince
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I iz a north puppeeee - I didz wark ova de whet comcret I'm de drive wen de builler hadz juz mad it purdy :005:
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I iz a north puppeeee - I didz wark ova de whet comcret I'm de drive wen de builler hadz juz mad it purdy :005:
OOps - that is seriously norty!! :011:
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I iz a north puppeeee - I didz wark ova de whet comcret I'm de drive wen de builler hadz juz mad it purdy :005:
OOps - that is seriously norty!! :011:
Gud nortying :clapping: :clapping:
I is a norty puppies too. I just love chewing tings. It keeps my teef loverly and wite.
Mummy left her 'rely expenceve' gold sandles on her flor. I tink she was hungover or somefing. Anyways, while she was sleeping I was bored and the expenseve sanders smelt of my loverly mummy.
I chewed on them for ages..... Much better tan those chews she gives me :-)
Mummy woke up and was very very cross... She screemed the sandles were from LK Bennett (I don't know of that pet shop?)
Here is my work..... Are you all proud of me?
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Cola
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:o ooo cOLaa yu iz da BEStist nOrtee
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Ooh g8t nortying cola :005:
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Eee thiz iz teez funnies things....iz is big boyz of six nows and stills does naughtees, butz nots thz badz....wills trys harders :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
froms the badz Ollieshttp://cockersonline.co.uk/discuss/Themes/default/images/bbc/code.gif
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Eee thiz iz teez funnies things....iz is big boyz of six nows and stills does naughtees, butz nots thz badz....wills trys harders :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
froms the badz Ollies ;)
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Cola, i duz understan your confuzion between shoo and tweets.
LK Bennett is d sam az LK icecream. mi mums sa to me " do I want a LK of er icecream " simpuls :lol:
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Gud heevening felloo norties. I iz bac!! My mummee sez I am stil alveys norty but she dusn't ave time to rit abut it at the mooment!! Todayz I woz merreellee minding my oun buzness an playing wiz mi noo fwend, wen Daaddy sppotz me. I not goin to stopz playing wiz noo fwend so I picx it up and wrunz off wiz it. It'z legs wer fllaaping arund in my phace!!! Daaddy woz tryin hiz ardest to get me to dropz it but I luvs these frowgs so much!!! It riggled anz I dropz it - wot a nuitsance - my fwend leapppedt awaz from me in2 busshes!!!! Iz not appy as Daaddy spoittz my phun. Still, I lik finden them when Mummyz goin to bed at middniight - she sschreks when I runz to er wiz it!!!! :005: :005: :005: Sheez norty as she wil wac up the neebors!! I'm waatin for twonit :005: :005:
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I think Luna is going to be joining this thread more often >:D
Iz keepz wrunz off wiz my mummyz trainerz anz doing zoomiez rundz the gardenz when Iz should be goingz to the toiletz :005:
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weelly gud start on du pup langwidj skills Luna.
wee noow you is tak in twaner to its proper plaz. Mummies shud put em away proplee . U iz gud girlz :021:
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Ear ear I think Luna iz ver ver bluetefull :luv:
I iz few weaks bigz I nos bout twaners dae tastes gud but uglies still my favorites :005:
Ver wel dun Nortee Sirius :clapdance:
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I didz goo 2 d vetman win mummee and d catz 2dai, an waz gud an gotted wayed. Wen wii wer hom i didz wayt til d vetman didz goo him then I didz shoo mummee i didz had a huurte fot. Mummee didz ten mii 2 d he-mer-genty vetman an d vetman didz stik 2 huuuge nedlez in mii an mad mummee puts mii in d cone of shame.
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Iz gotz putz in da norty penz >:D itz waz funz chewzing on ma daddyz sockz whilst they waz on his feetz :005:
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Thee socz is allowed for theez cockers
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:o Woz as appened. none nortying sinz August, I iz deegustid. Az dee breed standad changed.
Com on, i iz calling Teddy, Lulu, luna, gibbs and all dee uthers out therr
Gemma x
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Me Maya I 'as bin veeeerrrrrrry norty I as bin chewin da leg of ma mammies deesk an bit frew da tellafon coard wen she be ona da fone :005:
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Adaay I deed remoddell ve archie trave rownd ve dor. Much gooder. Mummie looked at it lots bet mummie is pweezed.
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:clapping: :clapping:
That is gud nortying. Hoomans spend too much tym on de fown wen they shud be strowkin unda ower chins.
And nowin a bit of carpuntree is a gud skill to av.
Keyp it up - I am now threy so my nortiness is no longa considurd kute so mayk the most of it wyle you kan.
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Dat iz beter. Realee gud norties still appening :lol:
Gemma x
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Dat iz beter. Realee gud norties still appening :lol:
Gemma x
Lyk you GemMa, I woz gettin wurried that eytha theyr woz no nortyin gowin on or the yoof of todae cud not yuse a compyuta!
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I iz alvays nortyin, evryday, but mummee sayz I dos soo much that she wud spend all nightz riting abut it!!! :005: :005: Thatz iz y iz nown as 'Mollie Moo' cos they sez I iz a 'moo' - not shur why they sez that!!!!
I iz also burn on Helloween and they sez it's vry apt :dunno: :dunno:
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Little Teddys diary of destruction -
Six socks
Three undies
One new black top previously owned by mum
One wee'd on pair of shoes
One black leather Birkenstock redecorated
Two ipad charge cords ( unplugged )
Uncountable toys
One roll masking tape
One roll medical tape ( that sticky stuff is yum)
One overdue gass bill
Three rolls toilet paper
One box tissues
At least five chux wipes
One cycling glove
Three rubber gloves
One black leather glove ( gloves are even better than tape)
One magazine
Three ferns
Two flowering shrubs
Half a five dollar bill
One picnic cup
One packet refillable coffee pods ( no coffee)
One block of dark Lindt chocolate >:(
One front garden test dug for oil wells
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Go Teddy boy Go :005:
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Soundz lyke you haz got da ideeya Teddy. At sum poynt yoor Mummee may
reel reeyal notiss dat yoo iz lookin after her stuff and start puttin it away so yoo Kant get it any moor. Dis haz happened to mee and it iz rubbish. Der iz nuffin to nik now so she tellz peeple I iz gud. :o :o I iz just bidin my tyme tho. Keep it up Teddy.
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Me mummee starte dis fred wen I wos a lickle norty pupster, I shud be not nortying no moir but I cuorted me mummee owt a few weekz ago by runninged off in der woods so's mummee cudn't catch me. I ad gwate fun but me mummee gotted all upset cos she fort she'd never sees me again. I camed bak but mummee wuldn't speek to me wen she put me stringyfing on me collar. >:D I ave been twaining mummee to wistle me back and I cumed bak all the time cos she as stinky cheese four me :luv:
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Rufus.....is bigger boy of seveen and I'z was norty today ....iz waz ins thee car and iz opened the packets ofs paper hankeez and iz shredded them all ups, waz in the Daddees news car hes got last Fridays....mees Mummzee was very croz withs mmee :005:
Yuz muzt keepz up withz thee nortyeez ;) ;)
The Ollie Dogs
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I fund my mummees suga on the flor wen she cam in from shoppin, I put a nis big whole in the bag!!! Wen it
fllwwo flod flowd on2 the carpetz I scoffed itz up!!! :005: :005:
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Ooh dat sum gud but elpful nortying Mollie, yu did gud cos yu saved yur mummie avin too kleen der shuga up, didz yu swish it all ova der plaice wiv yur eers to makes shure yu did eats it all?
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Tiz me Maya 'ere, a lufferly ladyee cun to visit me mammy yesterday, she bwing wiv er a hooge bwig rwed chew an putted on da fwloor. I woz weally exceeted.
Da laydee went inta da kitchen an I gotted bizzy chewin' justa manage a likkle holie in da corner wen dere woz sqweeming, weally loouud sqweeming. Da laydee say da chew woz a deesigner bwag??
Mammy woz mad an say me Maya woz vwery norty an putta me in my pway pen :huh:
P.S Me bin weading all da norties on 'ere, yew dagz an pupees are awesum me lookin for da foxy perfume butta nun found, anyee tippies were I kan findt it?
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Ooh Maya yu must find de foxy smelly doodah, I finds it in der big pawks wen I go to sea der huuwge deer fings (scawy day are) yu kan finds it under der leafs and is gud to woll in wiv der leafs cos it makes yu luk pwetty wiv de leefs stucked tu yu. Yur mummee will weelly luf yu if yu woll in der foxy doodah so makes shure yu woll gud and pwoper!
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Maya yoo did gud nortyin. If da choo fing waz on da floor den it waz fayre gayme for chooin! Gud advyse from Rufus too about da foxy poo. Mayke shoor da yoo roll yoor collar in it so it gets all in da nooks and crannys in da clippy bit. Dat iz tricky to cleen so da smell wil last an last an last.
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Maya yoo did gud nortyin. If da choo fing waz on da floor den it waz fayre gayme for chooin! Gud advyse from Rufus too about da foxy poo. Mayke shoor da yoo roll yoor collar in it so it gets all in da nooks and crannys in da clippy bit. Dat iz tricky to cleen so da smell wil last an last an last.
I woz on a wark wuns wiv Browdee and Purlee an we rowled in three diffrunt typs of poo. Purlees moMmee woz norappee as we woz orl in her car :005: :005:
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I fink we diskusst it in this thred
http://www.cockersonline.co.uk/discuss/index.php?topic=93227.0
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I waz putz in da norty room todayz for notz lizening when da other doggyz old me offz for bitzing earz, tailz and feetz, me waz norappee wit dat so Iz howled the place dwnz
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U iz mak in me laff. i is goin too kall u Loony Luna. :luv: mi mum iz loony Lorna :011:
Gemma x
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Tanks fur yoor tipies Rufus n Archie, wheely wanna findt da foxy dooh da n woll wheely well :lol2: I getta done da parka effrey dayz butta my mammy no letta me snuffle da leafies mucha becauz 2 weaks ago me atez de beeech not an me waza a bit loose :005: So me mammy hadda to tak me to vetz an it caust er 38 squidz. Butta whenz my dada taks me I gonna findt it :shades:
Oooh Jinley :luv: I chekka out da fred n tiz fullz ov usevul invormazion. Yew woz wheely gud findin sooo menee pewtrid doo dahs - yew all mostav bin sew aromatic, beutifulll :005:
Luna yew dun gud howlin, me hatea da cagey ting.
Me done a bitta vallpaerz stwipping dis murning, onerlyz elpin me dada, butter dey no pweased ;)
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Ate dads team cycling knicks.
They can only be ordered once a year.
My dad looks sad.
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Ate dads team cycling knicks.
They can only be ordered once a year.
My dad looks sad.
Bet he will put the next pair somewhere out of harms way ;)
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Ate dads team cycling knicks.
They can only be ordered once a year.
My dad looks sad.
ee gets no simpaffy from me
Gemma x
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I waz norty againz todaz as I wouldn'tz eatz my foodz or go to toiletz. I've been gettinz more adventurous and tryin to get outz da gardenz but me gotz putz on dat line thingy ma mummy callz a wong wine.
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I haz bin gud at nortyin thiz wek. Mummee didz tek mi to d carryflan, an i didz kep gettin mi lonleeed in preettyy bows wiv d electramic leeed an d teevee leeed. Mummee didz not lik it az shee waz tryin to relakz.
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Me bin norty gain too, me woz in da parkie wiv me dad wen me spy a man changing fur feetball, me wun wery fast an jeest 'ave time for a likkle choo ov hees shoeies dat ee lefted on da gwound beefor ma dad gwab me bi da stuppeed collar. Da manee woz laffin' sure my dadee woz pwoud coz he tella me mammy wen ve gotta home :005:
Lets keepie up da norties puppeees ;)
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Dat is sum vewy gud nortiying pupsters, member pwatis makes perrfeck so lots ov pwatis puppees. Me mummee sayz I goin to obee obee ooh itz claz four gud dogz whoo iz gud at doin wot we told to du. She sayz she dun no wy I in de gud dogz class coz I a payn in her butt at de moment coz I kan switch me brayn off n me noses on an go sniffin nise smells insted ov du in wot I told!
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I waz almostz putz in da norty room againz todayz az I waz chewin da wire for da hoover anz dis sewy thingy :005:
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I did sum grate nortying today. my mummy's fwend was giving her dog cheez, and I jumped up to get the cheez, and bingo I got her gluv as well. I swallowd the gluv quickly - yum. mummy mortified.
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swullowd de gluv, dat waz andy :005:
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Keepz ups with this norteez as is good for the peeps
Ollie dog
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Keepz ups with this norteez as is good for the peeps
Ollie dog
Very true - once I get through the language barrier, I have a good ole chuckle at some of the antics these pups get up to :011: :011:
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I'm a primary teacher who used to do reading recovery I do find it fun and always read the posts but I seem to have a physical barrier to typing puppy speak :013:
I have the same allergy to SMS shortcuts, when my intelligent mature girlfriends type c u l8tr something in my head short circuits
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I'm a primary teacher who used to do reading recovery I do find it fun and always read the posts but I seem to have a physical barrier to typing puppy speak :013:
I have the same allergy to SMS shortcuts, when my intelligent mature girlfriends type c u l8tr something in my head short circuits
Scooze me mrs teddy but dis fred iz for norty pups to tel der stories. u iz knot supoz to bee riting :lol:
Gemma x
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I'm a primary teacher who used to do reading recovery I do find it fun and always read the posts but I seem to have a physical barrier to typing puppy speak :013:
I have the same allergy to SMS shortcuts, when my intelligent mature girlfriends type c u l8tr something in my head short circuits
Scooze me mrs teddy but dis fred iz for norty pups to tel der stories. u iz knot supoz to bee riting :lol:
Gemma x
That would make us paw substitutes I guess mrs teddy :lol:
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I'm a primary teacher who used to do reading recovery I do find it fun and always read the posts but I seem to have a physical barrier to typing puppy speak :013:
I have the same allergy to SMS shortcuts, when my intelligent mature girlfriends type c u l8tr something in my head short circuits
Scooze me mrs teddy but dis fred iz for norty pups to tel der stories. u iz knot supoz to bee riting :lol:
Gemma x
Fewww fora minit I thort that TedDy woz privitlee edjukated - I woz opin to go to finushin skool meself
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Me mums apoolijieyezes
Afer idid bit hir eyepood thingee sum maw.
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Helo. I iz ZiggyZoo and iz wanna be norty puppee to. Ize bin practisin and today i did me good nortyin. In da woody place i did find sum big water thingies and I did run in and get all very wet. My mummy sez dat I am always de wettest puppy in da park. An me hooman bruva did follo me and did get his jeanz all watered too.
And den I did meet a big spotty dog. His dad said dat he was on da televizin in a doggie film wid loz of his friends. I did fink he was cool so I did sniff his botty and he did wee on my head. I did like dat lotz. I did fink I smells gud an jus to make sure i did eat sum horsey poop too on de path. My mummee sez now I need a bath. :005: And den we met a hooman wiz a growed up worker spangle like me. He laffed at mummee and sed good luk coz you will need it. Iz did not no wot de man meanz. Our hoomans is ready very luky coz to have uz puppees.
Then I did come back to my garden place and I woz still wet and so i did roll in lots of sawdust from my little piggie brovers cage and it all got lovely and stuck in my ears. And den I did tidy de brush for de cage and did put it somewere save in de garden so me mummee did not do no more cleanin in der cage. I did finz that was elpful. Now I iz very tired coz I iz only ikkle.
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ZiggyZoo, u iz ad bizee day. keeep up du pwatiz ;)
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Me 'as 'ad a gud wickedend - furst me getta hold ov me mammie tickertocker, I wun outta to de garden an choo it on de gwass, my hoomans fought me being a gud pupee tllla the see wot I got, den they be sayin NO gain.
Den besta of all me finda wotten fishee on da beachee, me woll and woll in it, me smellie fabulousy, like a feelm starry :D Me dada say de smellie woz growtesk an dey putta me in da baff an wubbed tomato sorce on mee, butta da smellie is still in de wange wover :005:
Luff being norty :luv:
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Me 'as 'ad a gud wickedend - furst me getta hold ov me mammie tickertocker, I wun outta to de garden an choo it on de gwass, my hoomans fought me being a gud pupee tllla the see wot I got, den they be sayin NO gain.
Den besta of all me finda wotten fishee on da beachee, me woll and woll in it, me smellie fabulousy, like a feelm starry :D Me dada say de smellie woz growtesk an dey putta me in da baff an wubbed tomato sorce on mee, butta da smellie is still in de wange wover :005:
Luff being norty :luv:
:cool4: :clapping: :clapping:
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Wen me hooman woz carrin in de shwoppin me jumpie up an maid 'er dwop a bwag - reeesult a plasteec carton ov de milka spilly all over de floor, me lickety lick sum beefor it woz moppied. Deelicious pupppiees. Twy it :005:
Pwease canna sum ovvers be norty coz me mammy sayd dat santa paws :luv: weel nota cum to me iffa I de onlee norty pupppee. Pwease :luv:
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Iz just gotz putz in da norty penz againz as Iz didz a poop on da floor up doz stairz
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I iz 11 mumphs ald an I iz still nortying- i didz poll mi mummee ova an didz rut her nee. I didz alzo puut a ole in her smarrt jenez :005:
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Me dun a gud norty. me digga up a tiley in da kitcheen floor :005: Me mammy callie me a likkle >:D Dat meanie swee :luv: me right?
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Now i iz neely seven mumffs i finked it woz tym to doo fings betterer so i did trim mummerez cushins an ve stare car pet ( me finks its a rubish pet tu habv but lucks betterer now its trimded) mummer showed me her teef and made noises, yup shee iz pleezedded wiv ve noo luck.
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i iz a norty puppeeeee tonightz az iz beenz chewing them batery tingz and chewing da chrissymas tree and ball tingz thatz hangy fromz it :005:
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Mi mummee sez I'v bin reli norti butt I fink I wos helpin. Mi Hooman sista put up a tree in mi plarume (mi mummee sez its her livin rume but she is rong!) eni wai I fort I'd elp todai I Woz bisi rearangin da lites wen wone accidentli cum of in mi mowf,! Mi mummi sez fank dog dey wer unplugd, mi Nic tree now livs in da porch! U jus carnt elp sum pepol!
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I betx your mummi ajed 7 yeazs same as you duz in 1 ooman year :005:
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I didz sitz on d catz, d catz didz cal mi a nassy wurd.
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Me izz maddy! Me hoomanz ave buildeed a bwarrier wiv soofas betweenie da lufferly twee wiv twinkle lighties an yurs truly. Me outrwaged an me howl to protest an woz tellered offey gain. Dismayedid am me. Me hoomans iz >:D
Wel jel ov yu norty puppeees wot are getting the chancey to decorate da twee nice an pwetty :005:
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Muummee didz sai itz me burfDai nex weeeek, so ai didz eet de crissymuz cac. Mummee didz sai ai iz silli an has bin starin at mi dai.
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Mumee an dadee wen out shopin but fergot dat the postie was comin todai. I elped dem open de post.
Dey wer no appy cos mumee sed dat der was portant leter fron inland revnew :dunno:
sum peple r never pleased.
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Stwange hoomans u av. Ussually dey lik inland revnew leters choowd :dunno:
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U woz jussst mekking a game four zen wen zeu com hoom
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Me woz vewry appy - me go da shwoppin wiv me mamma, shwe buyee me lotsa toyees an tweets :luv:
Wen me getta dem ome me takie owt da stooped stwuffing inseed dem, me get da jobee dun qwick too. Butta me mamma woz not appy, nota hwappy at all :huh:
Wadda shwe buyee da toyees four if shwe tink I notta gonna makie dem comfertablerie wivouwt dat stoopid stwuffin!
Me no tink I bin norty butta shwe do so me fess upa here :005:
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hoomuns :dunno: an day fink day ar soupeereerr - in der dreems ;)
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dat is sum vewy gud nortyin pupsters, don't fink dat wen ur all gwowed up licke me dat de nortyin as to shtop cos it don't!! I is irri irra annoyin me ooman by runnin all ova de jumps and wall fingies at de jumpy tunnel pwace an dose not listen to me ooman :lol:
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The mummez got ems for yous, daz waz not the nortees coz thez was yourz
Iz the Oliie dog und stillz the nortees and um seveenz
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i as been a naughty puppy too. Mummy was telling everyone what a good boy I is so today I ran off to the cafe in the park and snuffed round the tables and then on the way back to the car I didst it again :005: and she couldn't tell me off because I came back to her all friendly like before she got next to the cafe. I was most clever hee, hee, hee.
Love Arvy the Pasty Pirate (see rogues gallery)
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I woz a norty puppee this morning, mum got us both brekfast and put me in my crate - but didn't shut the door properly, so when she wasn't looking I made an escape and went to finish off Minstrel's too (who was only halfway thro his), unlucky for me, Minstrel has his meals on the tiled kitchen floor -so in my rush the dish went all over the place and mum heard commotion, so I didn't get much :huh:
Sorry can't do this puppee tork lark ;)
Branston :luv: :angel: :lol:
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Itz Mollie here again. Lotz of nortying still goin on each wk, but this wek my dady woz mendin his scoota. I lik it wen he dos that as he has lotz of toolz arund. I like to tak the nutz and boltz and run off wiz them. He goz crazzy as they getz lost! This tim I took hiz plieurs and he ran ufter me!!! :005:. Then I sawz somefing really gud. It woz a tub of oil wich dady had drained from his scoota. I runz and grabbz it and ran round the gardn wiz it. Dady started screeching four mummy to help him. She runz out and shutz back door as she sez she doesn't want oil on her queem carpet!! ph34r. As I am merruly wrunning round the garden I woz sloshing it everywhere!!! It's all in the graas and on the pateeoo and it went all over my pours!!! Mummy grabz me and had to wash it all off before I licked it. She alwayz spoilzz my fun >:( >:(. Peeple keep asking how old hur puppy iz and mummy sez she is 3!!!!! I nevr will grow up! :005: :005: :005:
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Molleeee yoo iz fab at nortyin :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
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Mollie dat is sum brill nortys. :005:
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Mollie youz iz my numberz 1 star :005:
Ollie Dog
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Mollie u is my inspurrachen :luv:
Me mum sez i is a gram master nicker feef wot is a black streak wiv a cone wot I duz yoos to scoop up any fink I can fined an take it to me beds :D
Am I learned ow to goose the cat as me nose is the rite hite :005:
Anty P is a bit tired so I aff to enertayn meslf now bye
Luv CoRal
Age 11 weeks free Daz
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Fankz for yor coments. Ave a look back in this postt, it will give yoos lotz of ideas of wot I dun befor. Alwayz willing to pass on my ideas and acheevements.
CoRal, you nedd to runz rund garden with nickers in front of neeeghburs - thatz wot I alwayz doo. They look over fence in lotz of larfter as thy lik mi nortying. :D
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Elloz pupsters its Fudgee ere
I iz numally a gudz lickle boy but i fawt it a bouts times I didx a bit of nortyin.
Yesserday we wiz up a big mountains in da Lake Distwict called Fairfield and on da topz iz lots of cairns and sheltas where lots of udder walkie peeps were avin sammiches. Whilz my Mum and Dadz wuz poncing boutz wid da camewa, I went walkabouts to do sum sammich steeling. Uva walkie peeps wiz not impwessed and neider wiz my Dadz who gave me an almitey bolaking tellingz off- fink dats what it wuz? Der no funz anymore - i fort sammich steeling wuz in my Termz of Refewence.
Luv from Fudge xx
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I thort that is wotz classt as a buffee Fudgee an yu did nuffink rong. :dunno:
Buffees ar a kynd of help yurself to wotevas gowin thingy. Do yu think yur tellingz off woz becuz yur dadee woz hungree aswell? Nekst tyme tayk extra so yu kan shayr wiv him.
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Gud nortying Fudgee. I agre itz buffee. I az also discovvr buffee whn mumee putz diinur on the table. Shezz not appy as I av whipped it off quckz severwal timz. Itz justa nuther nortying I lik to do now I fink up nuw fings all the timz :D
Luvs Mollie
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Iz weally iznt a ickle baby anymorez butz Iz donez sum gud nowtyz this mownz for which Iz gotz putz on a timeyout, Iz barrkedd at da postyman as Iz fowt itz waz ma jobz too but in da pwocess Iz knocked mummyz laptop of da table thingy
Luvs Luna
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Makez wayz for Darwinz. I ust rived at my new homez esterday and I didz some gudz nortying :005:
Iz tried to playz with da sticky fingy on da cablez, inched mummyz choccy muffin, tried to eatz another cable and inched mummyz oucherz
Mummyz sayz Iz a ikkle wikkle devil when allz Iz tried to doz woz helpz her outz
Wicks and tisses Darwinz
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Makez wayz for Darwinz. I ust rived at my new homez esterday and I didz some gudz nortying :005:
Iz tried to playz with da sticky fingy on da cablez, inched mummyz choccy muffin, tried to eatz another cable and inched mummyz oucherz
Mummyz sayz Iz a ikkle wikkle devil when allz Iz tried to doz woz helpz her outz
Wicks and tisses Darwinz
Goods on usz Darwinz, fort puppees ad givern upsz on norties . Keyps up goodz work
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Brillyunt. :clapping: is gud to see dat a noo genurashun of norties is keeping up wiv tradishun.
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Well dun Darwinz, I'm Mollie and I'm 4 1/2 and I still iz wery gud at nortying!!! I iz xpurt now!
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Ey upz Darwin erez, mummy toldz me and myz sisterz off for digginz in da potz outsidez
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Ear iz Pip and Honeys favorit diggin patchz >:D
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As we have a few new pupsters on board I have brought this their attention.
It is for pups to tell us of their " adventures".
Hoomans, we expect the pups to tell us themselves in pup universal language :005:
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Mam took me to cray cray mental playtime yesturday (she sez is traynin or somink) an I woz gud gurl cos me bestie crumble woz on holibobs an I duznt play with da babies cos theyz ickle and stoopid so I ad to do all that sit lie down sit lie down sit stay wait stay noooooooooooo stay stuff she makez me do.
Boring :P
So anywayz mam sed I was gud gurl and maybez I woz growin up finally ( :huh:) so I ad to show er I cud still be norty monkey bum so she don't fink I iz anjel :005:
so s'mornin on busy busy runtime iz founded a deaded yucky rotty bleugh fing wot used to be alive but not for a long time and I fort weeee yummmy yum yum and mam sed 'uh drop drop drop droooooooppppp' and sed iz disguzting and norty an I iz not her ickle anjel after all :005: :lol2::005: bahahahahahaaaaa
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Dis is sum gud nortyin
All dees gnu pupsters cud lern from u :lol:
Luff n lix
PuRli n Corrul wot is very norty pup......
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Dat woz gud norting. :banana: :banana:
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Dat iz zactly da type of nortying dat needs to be posdid here for helpin da noo pupz to lern how to do gud nortying. :clapping: :clapping:
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az luv tiz nortees too
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Fanks peeps, iz defo gunna do more nortying cuz iz well fun an mams face goez funny colour an her speaky voyce is all growley :005:
She sez iz suppozed to be a young ladeee but I wants to play in da dirt an chase duckies an eat poop so er finkin is a bit wishful haha
Oh she sez iz suppozed to say who I iz cos youz won't know who I iz so iz Effie or monkeee bum or poop face or bubbzy, dependz on how norty I bin on that day :lol2:
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We wuz the nortys wen we was yunguns now we kan luk on and giv yu Orl enkurijment an support