Helo. I iz ZiggyZoo and iz wanna be norty puppee to. Ize bin practisin and today i did me good nortyin. In da woody place i did find sum big water thingies and I did run in and get all very wet. My mummy sez dat I am always de wettest puppy in da park. An me hooman bruva did follo me and did get his jeanz all watered too.
And den I did meet a big spotty dog. His dad said dat he was on da televizin in a doggie film wid loz of his friends. I did fink he was cool so I did sniff his botty and he did wee on my head. I did like dat lotz. I did fink I smells gud an jus to make sure i did eat sum horsey poop too on de path. My mummee sez now I need a bath.
And den we met a hooman wiz a growed up worker spangle like me. He laffed at mummee and sed good luk coz you will need it. Iz did not no wot de man meanz. Our hoomans is ready very luky coz to have uz puppees.
Then I did come back to my garden place and I woz still wet and so i did roll in lots of sawdust from my little piggie brovers cage and it all got lovely and stuck in my ears. And den I did tidy de brush for de cage and did put it somewere save in de garden so me mummee did not do no more cleanin in der cage. I did finz that was elpful. Now I iz very tired coz I iz only ikkle.
