Re: I is norty puppeeeee

[HJandKatie]

I didz sitz on d catz, d catz didz cal mi a nassy wurd.

[MayasMum]

Me izz maddy! Me hoomanz ave buildeed a bwarrier wiv soofas betweenie da lufferly twee wiv twinkle lighties an yurs truly. Me outrwaged an me howl to protest an woz tellered offey gain. Dismayedid am me. Me hoomans iz 

Wel jel ov yu norty puppeees wot are getting the chancey to decorate da twee nice an pwetty 

[HJandKatie]

Muummee didz sai itz me burfDai nex weeeek, so ai didz eet de crissymuz cac.  Mummee didz sai ai iz silli an has bin starin at mi dai.

[Murphys Law]

Mumee an dadee wen out shopin but fergot dat the postie was comin todai. I elped dem open de post.

Dey wer no appy cos mumee sed dat der was portant leter fron inland revnew 

sum peple r never pleased.

[MIN]

Stwange hoomans u av. Ussually dey lik inland revnew leters choowd 

[Koslg]

U woz jussst mekking a game four zen wen zeu com hoom

[MayasMum]

Me woz vewry appy - me go da shwoppin wiv me mamma, shwe buyee me lotsa toyees an tweets 

Wen me getta dem ome me takie owt da stooped stwuffing inseed dem, me get da jobee dun qwick too. Butta me mamma woz not appy, nota hwappy at all 
Wadda shwe buyee da toyees four if shwe tink I notta gonna makie dem comfertablerie wivouwt dat stoopid stwuffin!

Me no tink I bin norty butta shwe do so me fess upa here 

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hoomuns  an day fink day ar soupeereerr   -  in der dreems

[katie94]

dat is sum vewy gud nortyin pupsters, don't fink dat wen ur all gwowed up licke me dat de nortyin as to shtop cos it don't!! I is irri irra annoyin me ooman by runnin all ova de jumps and wall fingies at de jumpy tunnel pwace an dose not listen to me ooman

[Jaysmumagain]

The mummez got ems for yous, daz waz not the nortees coz thez was yourz


Iz  the Oliie dog und stillz the nortees and um seveenz

 

[KeresleyKate]

i as been a naughty puppy too. Mummy was telling everyone what a good boy I is so today I ran off to the cafe in the park and snuffed round the tables and then on the way back to the car I didst it again and she couldn't tell me off because I came back to her all friendly like before she got next to the cafe. I was most clever hee, hee, hee.

Love Arvy the Pasty Pirate (see rogues gallery)

[Mudmagnets]

I woz a norty puppee this morning, mum got us both brekfast and put me in my crate - but didn't shut the door properly, so when she wasn't looking I made an escape and went to finish off Minstrel's too (who was only halfway thro his), unlucky for me, Minstrel has his meals on the tiled kitchen floor -so in my rush the dish went all over the place and mum heard commotion, so I didn't get much   

Sorry can't do this puppee tork lark 

Branston 

[chrisp]

Itz Mollie here again.  Lotz of nortying still goin on each wk, but this wek my dady woz mendin his scoota.  I lik it wen he dos that as he has lotz of toolz arund.  I like to tak the nutz and boltz and run off wiz them.  He goz crazzy as they getz lost!   This tim I took hiz plieurs and he ran ufter me!!!  .  Then I sawz somefing really gud.  It woz a tub of oil wich dady had drained from his scoota.  I runz and grabbz it and ran round the gardn wiz it.  Dady started screeching four mummy to help him.  She runz out and shutz back door as she sez she doesn't want oil on her queem carpet!!  .  As I am merruly wrunning round the garden I woz sloshing it everywhere!!!  It's all in the graas and on the pateeoo and it went all over my pours!!!  Mummy grabz me and had to wash it all off before I licked it.  She alwayz spoilzz my fun    .  Peeple keep asking how old hur puppy iz and mummy sez she is 3!!!!!  I nevr will grow up!      

[Archie bean]

Molleeee yoo iz fab at nortyin 

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Mollie  dat is sum brill nortys.