Mam took me to cray cray mental playtime yesturday (she sez is traynin or somink) an I woz gud gurl cos me bestie crumble woz on holibobs an I duznt play with da babies cos theyz ickle and stoopid so I ad to do all that sit lie down sit lie down sit stay wait stay noooooooooooo stay stuff she makez me do.
Boring
So anywayz mam sed I was gud gurl and maybez I woz growin up finally (
) so I ad to show er I cud still be norty monkey bum so she don't fink I iz anjel
so s'mornin on busy busy runtime iz founded a deaded yucky rotty bleugh fing wot used to be alive but not for a long time and I fort weeee yummmy yum yum and mam sed 'uh drop drop drop droooooooppppp' and sed iz disguzting and norty an I iz not her ickle anjel after all
bahahahahahaaaaa