Sometime in the last week a dastardly villain with mad housebreaking skills came in the night and stole away my beautiful little Teddy and left a naughty little doppelgänger in his bed!
This new and not so improved Teddy wees inside - even on his own bed, barks at door knocks, scares posties, sits at the door with a look that says you and who's army is going to make me come inside, and likes nothing better than to be worn as a bracelet by any human near enough to latch onto with his new teeth.
And his best new trick? if I stand up suddenly he turns into a high jump specialist and nips my bottom!!! I'm not short.
Reward offered for the return of my very sweet, totally quiet, obedient darling.
