Have just read this entire thread in one go. I know hindsight is a wonderful thing, but its such a funny thread!
It starts off so seriously (rightly so) and by the end I was laughing my head off about Jeff on his trip, and Mrs Sitter rummaging around in the garden for Magic Mushrooms.
I'm glad he's okay and it was nothing more serious. Let's hope he doesn't turn into a "truffles" dog and snuffle Magic Mushrooms from anywhere else.