23. Woke you up at (6.00/6.30/2/30am/whenever) barking at a (delete as appropriate:rat/mouse/ hedgehog/fox/cat/pigeon/blackbird/wren)
24. Jumped over your garden fence after said creature
Spare a thought for the obsessive hunter cocker owner on the edge of suburbia. Flexi Comfort 2 long lead has saved my sanity on many occasions.
Thank you for starting this thread, despite the serious subject, it is very funny.