Whoopdewoop, Bonnie Boo 'ere. I iz going on my ollibobs. we haz got a cottage fingy in da Yorkshire dales at a place call middleham. My bes' fwends carnt come dis time so me dad ad better take me for nice walks an play wiv me.
parrenty dare are sum big racy orses wich twot fru da village on dere way to da Gallops. Dad sez not to get in da way
Any yorky sheer cockers up dis neck of da woods, where can I go for da walk an play ?.