Dear Muqqet,
Hoomans are crazy about taking baths, I just don't understand it, all they have to do is jump in a puddle or a lake, or roll in some poo or dead things and then they won't smell
My mum sometimes forgets to get biskits, I don't think she understands how bad this is and how I will
die if I don't get my biskit!
I just have to keep bovering her till she goes out and finds them.
I can't understand the fuss about taking some meat, I mean no one else was eating it at the time?
Hoomans can be very difficult and hard to train, but they can be fun and their hands are useful at times
Luv,
Joy