Wear av all norties gon?

[Pearly]

I av bin notississing dat dare iz a distink lak of nortys on ere 

I am pleesed to anowse dat I am bin reely Gud nortyin  dat peskee prickly paws, the blak wun is Mutch mor fun wen I duz bowns on ere  she is a flat splat blak cat 

Me bez mayt unkill Sammi did dye this week. E as ad a bad ed me Mum sez an is at wainbow bwidg chaysin cats but this is reely sad for Sue and Beryl as e was almost fower teen an meens no  more ollybags with im 

I iz needin a bit of cherin ups plz.......wot av u all bin up to?

Luff n lix
PuRli
Age 3 3/4 

[MIN]

I az bin in der norty bin todai. I did bizt my sizter an maid ur scweem. Dadee ask me y i dunz it but I dont now y.I iz now siting on dee sofa staring at im but I still as one eye on me sizteer. I fink she as stinkee breff

[Pearly]

I az bin in der norty bin todai. I did bizt my sizter an maid ur scweem. Dadee ask me y i dunz it but I dont now y.I iz now siting on dee sofa staring at im but I still as one eye on me sizteer. I fink she as stinkee breff

   reely Gud nortyin

We is settin a Gud sampull to all the pups wot is goodeee too paws 

[Archie bean]

Awww Pearly, I iz reeely Sorree to heer bout Unkle Sammi. I did lyke him lotz and lotz. I iz sendin a big lik and cuddleez for Sue and Beryl.   
I iz baraased to admit dat I haz bin gud. Dis iz tempree an only coz Mummee was a wallee and broked her rist so I haz been lookin afta her. She iz gettin betta so I iz lookin for trubble now. 

Min, yoo haz inspyered me  ..........

[Walshies]

Nuffink to wepport fwum Fudge HQ az da mowmentz.

Az amm leedingz me Mumz and Dadz into a fwalzz cence of da sickuritee at da mo.

Wilz repoorts in wiv sum nortyin soonz pupsters.

Luv frum Fudgee x

[jennycockerspaniel]

Iize liks to ave what my bestest little   umans ave so i stolet choc roll ise didnot eatt my mummy found it in mi bed ise good she seys and ise got a treatluvs Pennysx

[Patp]

I iz just gud at the mowment i fynd i get moor treyts that way 
 But it is gettin booring so will start plannin stuff.

JiNley ayjd 3 and foor ayths xx

[Sweepy]

I av eeaten grandadz inzolez again, them leather, I cannot elp miself. Add daddiz sarnies of de side an pidzled on mumzies fav plant.  Bin a gud boy this week. Luv to u Sweeperz xxx Mumzy sayz iv bin norty, I razzle dazzled up Lether army char In pubs an Digz up bunniz babbiz and ate thm, shez not plzd wit me.....

[ruby n millies mum]

nawty iz ere pearly .... we not lettin sides down....double trouble iz buzi ....paintin window wiv nose...bestest game eva.....moms got no winda wipe stuff now .. she not happi

[lynnruby]

Gud nortying Pearly    I iz sooo sowwy ta ear bowt Sammi 

I av a pwickly paws cald Sammi    ...... but I iz in deep do do coz I et awl iz dinna todai    an I chaysed im 

Den ..... I did dig an ole in nu sofa .... akshully I dug a fue olz    nu sofa iz fulla olz    Mummi iz norappy 

Luv Rubes (ayg 4 an fwee munfs) x

[Pearly]

Ooh der is sum Gud nortyin gowin on  is all bit lyk a seekrit norty club  but if we doant tell them ickill pups won't av any sampulls to luk up to 

I fink ArChie an FuDge is in de seekrit club wiv JiN 

Toady me mayt JeSsie sprollee did cum ova to play an we did walk then av to wait as Mum an we Mum did av lunch at the carry bang plays wear we did jump in and out of sum no-smell nu vans wen no 1 cud see 

[lynnruby]

Hmm .... ArChie, FuDge an JiN iz awl guddy tu shoos 

Az yu bin lukkin at nu carrybangs Pearly?  I lik nu carrybangs 

[Pearly]

Rubes dem nu carry bangs is boarwing me Mum goes all the tym  dogs is not aloud in the nu carry bangs but I do jump in an owt lyk a springy    onleee Fayre iff me Mum luks I shud to  is me job 

[katie94]

I iz bak! will get me ooman to find de oldd fred!!