From the Many Tears site:
19-12-09 UPDATE
I'm a cocker, get me out of here!
As if i haven't been through enough I am living with a mad woman called a fosterer! She spends 2 days out in the garden showing me that I use the outside where the trees and grass are as my toilet, she does a mad tribal dance every time she sees me go to the loo outside, then when I understand her madness and am 100% housetrained she brings a tree indoors!!! I ask you who needs the training? Every night the cats come through the window take off the pretty things on the tree and in the morning they scarper and the madwoman finds us dogs surrounded with baubles, gives us a tut tut and starts putting them back on the tree! So you see I need rescuing!
I am housetrained, love going out in the car and am happy and loving to humans, cats, dogs, chickens and goats. I especially like playing with the puppies. I have just recovered from an operation which may or may not need further treatment in the future but the kind lady at the rescue says I am DONATION ONLY and if I stay locally they will take care of any further veterinary help I MIGHT need!
PLEASE rescue me from this woman who makes me where silly hats and coats (to protect my scar I'm told - but it's not good for my street cred). In return I will love you for the rest of my days!!