Doors that squeek
Ironing boards and steam irons
Garden gnomes when they are placed at the front of peoples doors
Abandoned supermarket trolleys
Standard Poodles when they have their show cut
He hates anything burning. If you burn something in the kitchen he barks and barks and runs out of the room, even toast. He did save my house from burning down once when i put something under the grill and forgot all about it