Way to go Dave - that's priceless - love it!!
He sounds like our Max's long lost brother!! He freaked me out one day when he was a pupster by doing an enormous pile of bright red puke & just as I was dialling the vet's phone number, I caught sight of the last remnants of one of those coloured hide chew sticks that the ruddy postman had given him without my knowledge - or permission!! PHEW!!
I've also got not so fond memories of stepping in a 'landmine' outside the bedroom door at 'ungodly o'clock' one morning - funny now, but at the time - grr!!!!
We've given up with the 'off the bed' attempts - it makes for an easier night all round, doesn't it??