Distractions, luvvies, distractions !!!!
Try slipping a pig's ear down your silky PJ's so it slips out of the bottom of the leg and interrupts them chowing down on your jammies ....
How about anointing your slippers with bacon-fat, so their attention is immediately diverted from hem to toe???
Then, to distract their attention even further from you, try bits of crispy bacon wedged between your toes, so that you leave a trail of yummy-scrummies which will have your dog simply running after you begging for more!!
You then only have to lay a false trail out into the garden, slam the door on them and fly upstairs so that you can put your stout boots, canvas gaiters and jodphurs on - hey hey!!
Nuthin' to it!!