Ooh, I likes human puppies, but my Mum no like em much. A bigga one came here one day and I licked it's face and I wiz nice, my Mum sez to it "Ok, go way now, you've seen the puppy, don't come in my gate"!
But, then it came again wiv it's gwanny and my Mum wiz all nice then, she is fake, I tells you!
I will joins your campaign, I no seen any bunnies, but I fink I'd like to play wiv them. My Mum sez I will no like the winda cleana, I wills chase him all round the house and go grrroooowwwwl at him when he looks in my windas, but he no been, he iz late, he meant to come on 1st ov month. Maybe he fells off his ladda, the last one did and was in the hooman vets. My Mum sez she goin hooman vets again on Fursday, but I can gets a kong wiv tunny and yoggie in it, yum.
My Mum asks did your Mum gets a good gwoom? My Mum needs a gwoom, she not had hair cut since Chwistmas! She no had time, she sez, but I not know why, coz she does nuffin else, she just sez she no well and can't sit in gwoomers for 4 hours - but she can sit on the puter for 4 hours no pwoblem!