When she was about six months old Matilda managed to knock a packet of paracetamol off the counter and quietly chew up half the packet, eating the pills in the process.
We don't drive, so it was the most frantic bus journey we've ever had, and then the vet had to give her an injection to make her vomit.
Saddest thing watching her vomit for about fifteen minutes, although the bit that really annoyed us was the vet commenting that she doesn't really crunch her kibble up that much. I remember she was so sleepy that night. Ended up taking her back for bloods the next day, and she was fine. Thank god for pet insurance.
Oh and the other time she managed to eat a pack of six white rolls without us realising she had even got into something. We only found out when we found her chewing the empty plastic packet! Even now when we're playing occasionally we'll just go "SIX ROLLS!" when she wants some thing we're eating.
Brian