While sitting on the sofa, to prevent my beloved, yet unbelievably persistent puppy, from swinging from my hair a la The Hunchback of Notre Dame. (The bells! The bells!)
If I put it up in a hairband, he pulls the band out and eats it.
If I leave it loose, he swings from it and pulls it hard
If I yelp - often very loudly, since OUCH - he pulls harder
If I say no and feed him treats, he listens beautifully to 'no', gets down to eat the treat reward and then nips back up to carry on
If I move him away, he patiently leaps back up and resumes
If I get up and go behind one of the baby gates for a few minutes he waits beautifully until I return and then resumes.
If I prevent him from getting behind me or beside me he makes increasingly energetic leaps at my head.
My hair is apparently the best toy in the house.
If I wear a headscarf, tightly tied down, he looks extremely reproachful and goes to sleep.
Can't WAIT for him to grow out of this one!!!!!