Is it really, really bad (hehe) if

[carol b]

you go down to the golf course in the evening and have a loopy (as only a spaniel can) runaround in a bunker?

Any more really, really bads?

[Woody's Mum]

Is it really bad if your two cockers sneak through a hole in the fence and race around a perfect bowling green like a pair of nutters - and then you sneak away as fast as your legs can carry you pretending it wasn't your two angels that turfed up the lawn!! 

[Joules]

Is it really bad if you are walking along the riverbank on a sunny day and fail to notice some people having a barbecue up ahead and your cocker sees it first and steals a chicken leg off it?  Honestly, some people have no sense of humour 

[Annette]

Is it really bad if you walk your dog in an unfamiliar park and turn around to see he has gone under/through a fence and into the duck pond?


Or is it really bad if you walk along the canal and fail to notice the anglers picnic on the ground beside the stool before the dog does?

[raylou]

Toni, Bonnie did the bowling green thing too, I prayed she wouldn`t decide to have a poo right in the middle of the perfectly laid lawn before I called her back out of there. And all the nice elderly ladies and gents were watching!

Joules, Bonnie also did this with a sausage and nearly with fish and chips in the park.

Is it also really bad to steal the nice fishermans bait (luncheon meat - I`m talking the whole lot) and run off swallowing it down whole because she knows damn well she shouldn`t be doing it and mum, dad and said fisherman will make her give it back if we catch her in time!! 

 

[Elisa]

Is it really, really bad if..................

your dog goes on cocks his leg on someone's jacket that has been left on the ground while they are flying their kite 

[clairep4]

Is it really bad if you are on your way to a dog-friendly beach in Cornwall and half way there, your dog makes a break for it down the cliffs onto the non-doggie beach, where the tide has just gone out leaving a beautiful clean stretch of sand, and your dog sprints around to create a huge figure of 8 in doggie pawprints, and then sits by the sea, a little dot of a cocker spangle looking back up at you thinking to herself "come on down, the water's lovely!" 

Or is it really bad if you've taken your dog to the local park for a dunk in the river as it's a very hot day, and she gets out, dripping wet, and heads over to a mother and her son who are sitting eating their fish and chips on the grass, and your dog not only grabs a gobful of chips out of each of their portions but also drips stinky riverwater all over them and their lunch as well, and when you apologise they completely blank you, such is their complete horror....? 

[Annette]

Is it really, really bad if..................

your dog goes on cocks his leg on someone's jacket that has been left on the ground while they are flying their kite 

Oh yes!!!

Which reminds me that at the Oxford meet a few weeks ago I got a very wet wellie from a certain male cocker (not naming names here - far too discrete, but you know who you are!!!! )

[*Theresa*]

Keep these coming, I want to know exactly what I have in store, Glen will be allowed out in public as of tomorrow. 

[*jean*]

Is it really really bad if your mothers uppity bantam cockerel has no tail feathers because the tail feathers are in actual fact in rolo and his brother jacks mouths as they gallop past in a triumphant flybye. ( gott'im at last! )

[Joules]

Is it really bad if your cocker mugs small children in the park stealing the gloves, hats, toys etc they are holding and wanting to play with them but instead makes them scream hysterically?  Or when your cocker tries to get into the pushchair of a complete stranger's child on a really wet and muddy walk when the child is cosy under a pristine cream blanket?  And is it also bad when your cocker runs up behind someone sitting at a table outside the park cafe and pinches the bacon sarnie off their plate which they don't find at all funny! 

[Mich]

Is it really really bad if you go for dinner at your MILS (to be) house and while she is pouring drinks for the family in the sitting room, your dog creeps into the kitchen, silently jumps on the table and eats the enitre lasange made for 8 people?

[wend]

Is it really bad if your little cocker escape to your neighbours back garden and steel their paté while their entertaining guests.
OR
Decides to run straight into the same neighbours house after a dip in a muddy pond and run straight up their stairs leaving a trail of mud on their pale blue carpet.
OR
Pinches the birthday cake from your father inlaws plate just as he's about to eat it.

I do take him to dog training, honestly.

[happydog]

Is it really really bad if after having deliberately  walked your dog well away from the pheasant pens during the rearing season, you realise (too late) that you should have left it another week -so that the late broods have learnt to fly properly when flushed?




 

[michelle123]

   

These are hilarious !