Well, if you have to bend down to scoop da poop you'd be a...
Sooper Duper Pooper Scooper Stooper Trouper.
Mind you, if you were to watch other people doing their poop scooping you could be a...
Sooper Duper Pooper Scooper Stooper Trouper Snooper.
Or even a member of the airborne fast response poop snooping team, a....
Sooper Duper Pooper Scooper Stooper Trouper Snooper Paratrooper.
But if your skydive ended in a less than gentle landing, any expletive uttered would be a
Sooper Duper Pooper Scooper Stooper Trouper Snooper Paratrooper Blooper.
Bob.