As anyone seen this book - one hundred ways to train your human?? its brilliant, i couldn't stop laughing - I bet it was written by a cocker owner!
these are my fav 2 bits:
"If you have something that you shouldn't have, do not let go of it. you will know the importance of the thing you've got by how long your human will chase you for it.
If you are still being chased after 20 mins, assume its very important and private. at this point drop it in the lap of the eldest child. they usually know which parent to take it to"
"Remember, the sooner your human wakes up, the sooner you can take them for a walk. humans particualy enjoy getting up early at the weekends so they can make the most of their time off"
Bens mum