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Cocker Specific Discussion => General Cocker Spaniel Discussion => Topic started by: Ladys tramp on January 06, 2021, 09:17:33 PM
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Just a bit of fun.
If your cocker was human what job would they do to earn a living
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Lady would be a professional jewel thief.
If it's there for the taking it's gone. Everything ends up in her bed.
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Tramp would be a nurse because hes so loving and caring. Always seems to know if your feeling down or unwell. He will try and get your attention more than usual and give you extra cocker cuddles to lift your mood
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Daisy would have to be a professional lady of leisure, she has in no way ever, read the book on how to be a cocker! She does like to give her opinion on people walking past the window, so, if she could be bothered, a commentator.
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I feel like Bella may be joining Daisy in her career of choice.
She is an absolute princess...walks across mud like it’s hot coals and doesn’t like the rain...but on the other hand won’t hesitate to roll in all manner of disgusting things.
She would quite happily sleep all day and get waited on hand and foot!!
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I think Humphrey’ s official job title would be „Sensory Scientist“ :005: , he‘d also settle for a job as Michelin Guide Inspector. ( But if he failed to get the grades he‘d be quite happy cleaning the canteen kitchen floor!! ) :lol2:
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A Baker. Because of variety of poohs she can produce and her willingness to sample other creatures wares incase hers can be improved for taste and texture. Horrible dog :luv: :luv:
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A Baker. Because of variety of poohs she can produce and her willingness to sample other creatures wares incase hers can be improved for taste and texture. Horrible dog :luv: :luv:
Oh tell me about it!! We‘ve got minus temperatures at the moment and horse dung ice cream is flavour of the month! :020:
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Jack is the canine Columbo. Everything has to be thoroughly investigated. And he also somehow manages to always look scruffy despite daily grooming. >:(
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Laurië would be a firefighter. She loves playing with water, has no fear of getting hurt, and every time I hoover she carries all her stuffed toys away to safety.
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Some great job descriptions so far
Mine would be Town Criers - I couldn't never do a moonlight flit without them telling everyone very noisily about it :D :lol2:
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Eze would be a professional Thief
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Fern would have been a quality controller :shades: as soon as you opened the fridge and got milk out she would stay put but get a carrot or any other veg she was there. :005:
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I‘m loving these!!! :lol2: :lol2:
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Lexi would be a personal carer and companion. Zara would be a receptionist. The type that's always filing her nails and looking gorgeous!
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Salty would be a poacher (if its within reach, its his) / Road Sweeper driver (if he finds it on the road he chomps it) / Engine driver (pulls like a train on his walks) / Clown / Professional Layabout
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This is a smashing thread >:(
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This is a smashing thread >:(
I agree 😁
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Missy - An 1980's wrestler because she loves a bit of a tumble while having a play. Although she isn't Big Daddy size I've never found anything she wouldn't eat.
Candy RIP - An indoor winter season sprinter which is 60m. She was fast but she'd wouldn't go the outdoor 100m away from me.
Bailey - That's easy since he's an Ex stud dog, lucky b***** :005: Hopefully well find him a new job soon.
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Looks like the pet humans want us cockers to go out and earn some money for ther human treats like chocolate and cake
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Amber would be Pest Control....
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Dylan would be a kitchen assistant due to his love of tea towels, or a private investigator as every smell has to be investigated. And as a hobby he would be a hypnotist as he practises sitting and staring at us when we are eating to persuade us to give him a titbit.
Love this thread :005:
Lesley and Dylan
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The OH spotted the question on FB.
Looks like it was a good idea to upcycle it on here. Better selection of answers too, must be the high cocker IQ. At least we know they wouldn't be unemployed for too long with a bit of training any job is possible.
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Tramp wants to retrain. Hes desided a nurse is underappreciated so wants to try a miner/JCB driver as hes good at digging
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Bobby would have been a doctor. His housemate Marti had lots of problems, ranging from sudden blisters to stinky anal glands. When they woke, he would sniff her all and snuffle at anything odd. Then he’d park himself next to her. Then I’d go to the vet, telling him that the cocker had sent us. He always believed us, and Bobby was always right.
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Tramp wants to retrain. Hes desided a nurse is underappreciated so wants to try a miner/JCB driver as hes good at digging
Always good to have a flexible approach when it comes to your career :D