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Cocker Specific Discussion => General Cocker Spaniel Discussion => Topic started by: silkstocking on November 08, 2006, 01:13:14 PM
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Just been looking at the envolope with Jarv on................well actually I havent stopped looking at it!! :005: :005: ( Helen if he gets kidnapped you know who has him!!!!)
Anyway I have been chuckling away to myself with the caption underneath........
" a few things your dog couldnt care less about"...................
sooooo my question is, what could your dogs not care less about!?!?!?!
Number 1 has got to be ..............................their top knots :lol: :lol: :lol:
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.................sticking to house rules and wiping their feet before they come in after a walk ::) :005:
Any other suggestions?!?!?!?!?!?! :005: :005:
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Farting!! :005:
And not tearing up the beautiful new bedding you have just bought at great expense for them!
And whose leg they hump!!
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running round the house with your dirty undies when someone's at the door ::)
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scooting his bum round on the new carpet and leaving poo stripes ........ >:D
Bens mum
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scooting his bum round on the new carpet and leaving poo stripes ........ >:D
Bens mum
Eugh :P
Clive doesn't care who he snuggles up to while they're on the toilet...
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scooting his bum round on the new carpet and leaving poo stripes ........ >:D
Bens mum
Eugh :P
Clive doesn't care who he snuggles up to while they're on the toilet...
Paddy likes to sit on your lap when you're on the loo if you're female, but to investigate your underpants if you're male.... ph34r
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smelling of fox poo....
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Glen couldn't care less if you have just finished getting ready for work and he has muddy paws from the garden, he still wants a cuddle and will jump all over you until he gets it.
Currently at work sporting a lovely cream outfit that has an unusual paw print pattern on it.
Theresa
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Pepsi couldn't care less if there's enough room on the sofa for her - she's going to wriggle her bum until she squeezes in even if it does mean giving you dirty looks and knocking coffee all over your nice cream fluffy dressing gown.
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The fact that you just mopped the kitchen floor, and then comes in from outside after digging holes in the garden! >:D
Also the toilet thing! - snuggling up to your feet whilst you're on the toilet, and then waiting patiently in case you accidentally drop the toilet roll so she can pretend to be the Andrex puppy! :005:
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Mikey and Herbie couldn't care less that they do all of the above, Herbie doesn't care about doing naughty things and getting told off for them cause he still does them, he also doesn't care about the fact that he likes licking Ronalds private parts :005:
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Mikey and Herbie couldn't care less that they do all of the above, Herbie doesn't care about doing naughty things and getting told off for them cause he still does them, he also doesn't care about the fact that he likes licking Ronalds private parts :005:
And does Ronald care less about that...? :005:
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Sam couldn't care less who sees his private parts in all their glory while he's lay on the settee with his paws in the air :005:
Or what food he can collect on his ears
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Dodge couldn't care less how many days/weeks/months old that rancid smelling dead crab on the beach is. It's food!
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Ruby couldn't care less about her big box of toys. She likes the toys she finds herself the best: dirty socks, the sponge out of the bathroom, the extra hoover attachments, the cushions off our sofa, the plastic labels from the garden that show what you've planted where (or did until she ran off with them), my slippers, my dressing gown cord, and anything at all as long as she's taken in out of the bin.
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Charlie couldn't care less if he's just had a bath, he rolls round in the mud anyway >:(
Also doesn't care about how many teensy tiny pieces of tissue are now stuck in the carpet after ripping up toilet roll ::)
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Mikey and Herbie couldn't care less that they do all of the above, Herbie doesn't care about doing naughty things and getting told off for them cause he still does them, he also doesn't care about the fact that he likes licking Ronalds private parts :005:
And does Ronald care less about that...? :005:
Ronald doesn't care ph34r :005:
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These are great :005: :005: :005:
Keep them comin' :shades:
Nancy couldn't care less that it isnt very hygenic to take your chicken wing into bed with you, thats where she likes to eat it ::) ( and I do mean her own bed before anyone freaks out not mine!! :005:)
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Jarvis couldn't care less that when he stands all over me it actually hurts, that he is not allowed on the sofa with muddy feet and that when you put his toys in his box you are actually trying to tidy up and will proceed to take them all back out again.
Oh, and belching like a man :005:
Emma and Jarvis
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Kalli couldn't care less when I go out, as long as she get a smacko. :005: She is pleased to see me when I come home though. :lol:
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Mine couldn't care less who is stood near them when they have a shake after being in water :005:.
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my dogs couldnt care less that when there humans go to the toilet they actually might like privacy, rolo has mastered the art of sneaking in and hiding behind the loo until the unsuspecting human has sat down THEN he appears waggly bum a wiggling, looking extremely pleased with himself. how he stands the OH's odours Ill never know.. mind you he is the dog that rolled in a decaying whale. a bit of mr mike stink is probably like rosepetals in rolos world. he can fairly give visitors a bit of a start... Oh for lino.!!
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Mine don't care who is at the door!
EVERYONE needs barking at, cos it's fun!!!! :D
Not even gonna go there with the toilet thing ph34r ;) :lol:
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Fern couldn't care less that Oh has two mugs of coffee and is climbing the stairs when she decides to use it as a race track to get to me before he does in the morning :005:
She also doesn't care that it's my head she jumps on to wake me up then proceede to get under the covers and wash my feet :embarassed:
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Ben couldn't care less about recall (me doing the most stupid things trying to get him to come back to me) unless he knows for sure that I have CAT BISCUITS .............. the latest in the line of treats to die for!!!!
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Poppy couldn't care less that I have actually washed my ears already and that the carpet really didn't need a sick :005:stain on it.....
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Scooby couldn't care less about digging on my pale gold (very expensive I hasten to add) Dorma bedding >:D
Especially, with wet, muddy paws :005:
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Alfie couldn't care less who sees him licking his bits, if they need licking they need licking ph34r
He also couldn't care less about muddy paw prints on the floors, sofa or beds; about the fact that I spend a fortune on toys for him which he promptly rips to pieces; about that fact that the cat needs to eat too when he's sneakily eating the cat's dinner; about the fact that I barely have a pair of socks left, just a random collection of odd ones.... I could go on!! :lol: :lol:
The best bit is though he couldn't care less who else is in the house when I'm there, it's always me he wants to be with :luv: :luv: :luv:
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sasha couldn't care less about eating a bloody bone on my bed complete with cream duvet.
sasha couldn't care less about shredding the mail as it comes through the door.
sasha doesn't care less about chewing the zip off ellies soft crate allowing her to escape
sasha doesn't care less about showing ellie how to remove the wallpaper of the landing
Ellie couldn't care less about shoving sasha out of the way so she can pinch her dinner, {but growls like a goodun if sasha goes near hers]
To be perfectly honest they couldn't care less about any of the naughty things they do
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paddy couldn't care less if the lovely giant frog he found is dead he still hid it in the crate >:D
ellie couldn't care less that the said giant dead frog was under her while she had a nap and now she stinks to high heaven.
ellie WILL care less in the morning when i bath her.
paddy couldn't care less that i am in the bath when he jumps in.
ellie couldn't care less when the coffee is spilt all over me when she jumps onto my lap.nor that the beautiful plants in the garden are all dead coz she has squashed them.paddy couldn't care less that i just washed the big windows again and he has slobbered all over them again.i could be writing this all night
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Daisy couldn't care less if she has leaves, twigs etc hanging off her ears, or if I need a lie in at the weekend, or if she treads in her own poo that she's just done, when I hoover, who's underwear she has in her mouth, whether passers by want to give her any attention or not - she's still going to try and make them! But most of all she couldn't give a hoot that I haven't had an internet connection since we moved home seven weeks ago!
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:luv: One of the nicest things they couldn't care less about is what you look like first thing in a morning! it's called unconditional love, I think! :luv: :luv:
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Bella couldn't care less about everyone in the park staring at her when she does her quivering, tembling, 150% obsessive squirrel stalking, or whether she has this season's must-have Autumn leaf earrings on at the time. She also couldn't care less whether Zorro's had enough of ALWAYS losing wrestling matches. :lol: This morning she was a little below the belt though - noticed his "manhood" and decided that was fair game for a cheeky nibble - the poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin! ph34r :lol:
Zorro couldn't care less that the cats don't appreciate him copying Bella's lunatic waggle dance around them (poor things sit there looking horrified with Bella and her "mini me" doing the same thing! :lol:), and he also couldn't care less if Bella wants to sleep when he wants to wrestle!
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Darcy couldn't care less........... that he has a wonderful new bed down stairs but he wants to sleep on your pillow even when you are trying to sleep on that same pillow....
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Nell just doesn't care about anything! :005:
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Why do all these posts sound so familiar???? :005:
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Amber couldn't care less that she's eaten her lovingly prepared dinner - she still wants to eat rabbit and horse pooh on her walk.
Amber couldn't care less who walks through the door - she won't bark at them but will bark at her own reflection in the patio doors.
Amber couldn't care less about any other family member when we all come home together - it's me she races to meet first!
Amber couldn't care less about me when someone else has the treats in their hand.
Amber couldn't care less about the hole she has chewed in the arm of our settee.
Amber couldn't care less about all the troubles in the world as long as she's snuggled up and warm at night!
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Georgie couldn't care less about all those holes he has dug all over the lawn or about jumping on the settee when he is covered in mud or that he wakes up very very early - even at weekend >:D
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Why do all these posts sound so familiar???? :005:
Think it's a cocker thing ;) :005:
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harley couldnt care less when he is dragging his ears in my 2 girls wee having a good sniff , yuk,
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Maya couldn't care less when you come in from the garden with a clean basket of washing and put it down for two seconds. It looks more comfy than her bed, particuarly with if you have dirty paws! >:D
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Alfie doesn't care what shampoo I use...he still likes to chew my hair ::)
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:lol: :lol: Dito all of the above.
My two could'nt care less that we now don't have a back garden just a dirt race track now ::) :o Who needs grass anyway they will only pee on it and kill it anyway. He insists on waiting for her to do one then goes right on top the grass does'nt stand a chance. >:(
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paddy couldn't care less that i am in the bath when he jumps in.
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