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Offline Ladys tramp

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Cocker jobs
« on: January 06, 2021, 09:17:33 PM »
Just a bit of fun.
If your cocker was human what job would they do to earn a living

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2021, 09:21:37 PM »
Lady would be a professional jewel thief.
If it's there for the taking it's gone. Everything ends up in her bed.

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2021, 09:25:34 PM »
Tramp would be a nurse because hes so loving and caring. Always seems to know if your feeling down or unwell. He will try and get your attention more than usual and give you extra cocker cuddles to lift your mood

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2021, 10:44:28 PM »
Daisy would have to be a professional lady of leisure, she has in no way ever, read the book on how to be a cocker! She does like to give her opinion on people walking past the window, so, if she could be bothered, a commentator.

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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2021, 06:39:13 AM »
I feel like Bella may be joining Daisy in her career of choice.

She is an absolute princess...walks across mud like it’s hot coals and doesn’t like the rain...but on the other hand won’t hesitate to roll in all manner of disgusting things.

She would quite happily sleep all day and get waited on hand and foot!!

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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2021, 06:41:47 AM »
I think Humphrey’ s official  job title would be „Sensory Scientist“   :005: , he‘d also settle for a job as Michelin Guide Inspector. ( But if he failed to get the grades he‘d be quite happy cleaning the canteen kitchen floor!! )  :lol2:

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2021, 08:04:59 AM »
A Baker. Because of variety of poohs she can produce and her willingness to sample other creatures wares incase hers can be improved for taste and texture. Horrible dog  :luv: :luv:
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2021, 09:11:34 AM »
A Baker. Because of variety of poohs she can produce and her willingness to sample other creatures wares incase hers can be improved for taste and texture. Horrible dog  :luv: :luv:


Oh tell me about it!! We‘ve got minus temperatures at the moment and horse dung ice cream is flavour of the month!  :020:

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2021, 09:35:46 AM »
Jack is the canine Columbo.  Everything has to be thoroughly investigated.  And he also somehow manages to always look scruffy despite daily grooming.   >:(

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2021, 10:02:31 AM »
Laurië would be a firefighter. She loves playing with water, has no fear of getting hurt, and every time I hoover she carries all her stuffed toys away to safety.

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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2021, 10:21:25 AM »
Some great job descriptions so far

Mine would be Town Criers - I couldn't never do a moonlight flit without them telling everyone very noisily about it  :D  :lol2:
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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2021, 10:26:44 AM »
Eze would be a professional Thief
Muddling along in the hope that one day it all makes sense.

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2021, 01:44:19 PM »
Fern would have been a quality controller  :shades: as soon as you opened the fridge and got milk out she would stay put but get a carrot or any other veg she was there.  :005:

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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2021, 01:51:29 PM »
I‘m loving these!!!  :lol2: :lol2:

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Re: Cocker jobs
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2021, 04:03:16 PM »
Lexi would be a personal carer and companion. Zara would be a receptionist. The type that's always filing her nails and looking gorgeous!