Cocker Sayings?

[Lobo do Mar]

Hi,
I have been away for a while (not behind bars I might add)

Also, my daughter reached her teenage years - I call her 'Kevina Hormona' which doen't help matters but is fun, if a tad cruel
I was amazed about how like the below it was in its suddenness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY

All going great with my Super Salty - what a guy 

Just for fun I wondered if there were any other Cocker Pearls of Wisdom

I knew of 'Tell a Springer, Ask a Cocker' but I saw this version yesterday

"You train a Springer, but you negotiate with a Cocker"

Anyone got any more?

[Jaysmumagain]

Not many sayings - but Harry has quite a few - does a great high pitch wooing sound down his empty kong, it can be heard from one end of the house to the other

[Joules]

"Labradors are born half trained, cockers die half trained" 

About right 

[Lobo do Mar]

Not many sayings - but Harry has quite a few - does a great high pitch wooing sound down his empty kong, it can be heard from one end of the house to the other

Cool!
Salty howls when I am late for his walk
He is also a great doorbell repeater when I am out in the garden and cant hear it

[Lobo do Mar]

"Labradors are born half trained, cockers die half trained" 

About right 

 

That's great news - so its still possible for me to get a 15/32's improvement still with Salty.