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Offline cdpops

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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 05:18:26 PM »
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 05:19:19 PM »
Brilliant  :rofl1: :rofl1: Where do you find these men Hannah?! (Not Dave but the other lovely men in your life  :005: )
That's up there with Colin's 'door over poo' story  :005:  :005:
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 05:35:23 PM »
Brilliant  :rofl1: :rofl1: Where do you find these men Hannah?! (Not Dave but the other lovely men in your life  :005: )
That's up there with Colin's 'door over poo' story  :005:  :005:

Oh oh! He's available! Well, sort of. If any nice ladies are interested (I've been threatening to advertise him for ages and I think he's coming around to the idea as he did ask if I'd set him up with someone the other day but she was slightly too mature unfortunately :005:). You have to be a lovely gentle person, prepared for a slightly unconventional life, live near or prepared to relocate to a lovely village near Guildford and put up with my son a bit and obviously now Dave on occasion too... all applications this way!  :D He'll kill me ph34r ph34r ph34r

Just one thing, he does like dogs and has lived with them all his life but probably doesn't like them quite as much as the average COL member.... :lol2:

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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 07:41:34 PM »
Any chance he could move to scotland- could quite cheerfully trade my current man in for a better model..  As for Dave - you are such a special wee man :luv: :luv: :luv:
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 08:21:26 PM »
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Way to go Dave  :005:

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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2009, 08:23:52 PM »
Well done Dave!

What colour was your landmine? :005:

It was red apparently - which was a little alarming for my Ex until he found the wrapper :shades: :005: :005:

Fantastic  :rofl1: :rofl1:  He must have chosen red for maximum panic factor  ;) :lol2: :lol2:
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2009, 11:35:55 AM »
prepared to relocate to a lovely village near Guildford and put up with my son a bit and obviously now Dave on occasion too...

Well it's a no brainer!  :005:
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2009, 12:04:04 PM »
Aww Hannah Dave is particularly special isnt he  :luv:  :005: Love him, red bits and all  :005:

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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 12:46:45 PM »
Dave is a male version of Maddi - it's official.  That is so something that she would do.
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2009, 09:15:52 PM »
Fantastic :rofl1: :rofl1:
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2009, 08:26:21 AM »
Can I borrow him to stay a weekend with me exes?  :005: ph34r
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2009, 08:31:59 AM »
What a lovely patient man your ex is  :luv: Dave you naughty wee blighter  :005: :005: :005: Will ask my 2 single friends if they would consider relocation to Guildford  ph34r
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2009, 08:39:12 AM »
Well I'm not surprised to be honest - giving poor Dave just a blanket to sleep on - he probably plotted his dirty protest all night  :005: :005:   behind the door for maximum impact  :lol2: 

 


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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2009, 03:31:50 PM »
Dave you are a great little guy, if he had just let you sleep on the bed at the beginning heh.....

Good choice of colour too....
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Re: What to do with a dog like Dave.......
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2009, 08:40:06 AM »
Way to go Dave - that's priceless - love it!!   :luv: :005:

He sounds like our Max's long lost brother!! He freaked me out one day when he was a pupster by doing an enormous pile of bright red puke & just as I was dialling the vet's phone number, I caught sight of the last remnants of one of those coloured hide chew sticks that the ruddy postman had given him without my knowledge - or permission!! PHEW!!  ::)

I've also got not so fond memories of stepping in a 'landmine' outside the bedroom door at 'ungodly o'clock' one morning - funny now, but at the time - grr!!!!  :lol2:

We've given up with the 'off the bed' attempts - it makes for an easier night all round, doesn't it??  :luv: :lol2:

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