Where iz you Wufus? I not heard fwom you for ages! Guess wot My Mum did to me now? She gots me back up at 6.30am yesterday whens I wiz just getting backs into a nice sleep, and gives me my bweakfast, makes me go pee-pee and then shuts my cwate, then she wents away an lefted me!
She wiz away for 2 hours an I wiz all alone and cwyin. Actually, I wiz sleepin, but I kidded on I wiz cwyin whens she finally cames back so she would feel guilty and no do that again. Bad Mum.
She sez she was at the people vet and they iz goins to fix her, so then she gotted out some cheese and she goes "Yum, yum, I iz goin to be able to eat this again" then she goes and eats it! An I neva got any!
But, now she iz no well, ha ha.