Apologies if you'd rather this were in anything goes, and I don't often forward circulars but this one made me laugh
> *Women and their dogs*
>
> Four friends spend weeks planning their big dog show weekend get
> together. Two days before the group is supposed to leave, Betty's
> husband puts his foot down & tells her she isn't going - that he wants
> her to spend some "Quality Time" with him instead.
>
> Betty's friends are very upset that she can't go - but with an RV spot
> and grooming spaces reserved and entry fees paid for, there's nothing
> to do but push on without her.
>
> Two days later, the three friends get to the dog show - only to find
> Betty has already checked in, she's already cruised around in the
> vendors & busy grooming her dog.
>
> "Wow," they exclaimed, "how long have you been here - and how did you
> talk your husband into letting you go?"
>
> "I drove all night and got in early this morning," Betty said.
> "Yesterday I was sitting in my chair when my husband came up behind me
> & put his hands over my eyes & said, "honey, tonight's your lucky
> night." I pulled his hands off & there he was wearing nothing but skin.
>
> He took my hand & took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
> candles and rose petals all over. On the bed, he had laid out
> handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie & cuff him to the bed, and I
> did. And then he said, "Do whatever you want."
>
> And here I am!!"
>
> Never get between a woman and her dog show.
