Shamlessly pinched from another Cocker forum...
DOG SHOWS IN HEAVEN
One day in heaven, Peter, Paul and John were standing around near the luxurious dog spas, watching the dogs happily laying around.
“I’m certainly bored,” said John.
“Me too,” Paul chimed in.
Peter had an idea. “I know! Why don’t we have a dog show?”
They all thought this sounded great, except for one small detail that Paul pointed out: “Who are we to compete against, Peter?”
The trio pondered a moment, then Peter realised the answer: “We will call up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have most of the dogs here in heaven, including all of the finest ones … the Best in Show and specialty winners, as well as all the beloved pets and great performers. Satan just has the spiled, difficult and mean dogs. We’re certain to win!”
And so the trio dialled up Satan on the Other Realm Communication Line and invited him to their dog show.
Satan laughed and asked why they wanted to be humiliated like that, claiming he would certainly beat them.
Peter, Paul and John didn’t understand. “What do you mean?” Peter asked. “We have all of the finest champion dogs in heaven. How could you possibly beat us?”
Satan paused a moment and laughed. .........
“Have you forgotten so soon, gentlemen? … I have all the judges!”
