helllloooo felow norties Jazz ere
I is neely 10 mumfs old an i bin reeding all youz funeee storees, yoo is all fab ( me mumsie dunno i can reed or type so don teller). i fort yoo miyt lik to heer abou sum trubble i gets inta.
me first favrit trik is wen the oomans is sitin watchin the telefingy i wayts till wun of em gets up for sumfing an i hops inta the worm spot reel qwik an den looks lyke i bin der all da tyme. if dey makes me get down den i wayts till da next wun gets up an doo it all gen, dis sumtymes goes on alnyte!! if ya dadsie is a numpty lyke myn den he lets yoo stay in is spot an sits on da floor (he he he).
my uver favrit fing is tryin ta get the oomans sox but i doez it we dey tryin to put em on (dis wurks wiv shoos swell) yoo shud try it.
bestest of all i lykes ta sneek upstayrs wen i isnt beein wached an dec-o-ratin me oomans wite bed doovay wiv me blak fur, it looks reely pritty, ony prob is i cant get downstayrs gen yet so is stuk til i gets carrid down!!!!
i is exhorsted now, gonna go sleep on me mumees bed but need moor norty storees pls.
Jazz xxxxx