i did do sum reely gud nortyin yestada - i did fynd an ole in da fense an i did go fru it lukin faw mi frend pepe wot lyvs nex daw, but pepe's dad did fyne me an tek me ome. mumy was cros and did blok da ole up, but i did wiggl fru it agen wen she wasunt lukin, ony pepe wosnt dere so i ad a bit of a wanda into da nex gardin - i did fynd sumfing yummy to eet, i don now wot it woz, but it did giv me a tumy ayk. mumy did suun relize i woz gon an i herd her callin me to come, she ad treets so i did go for sum. mumy ad da leed tho so i dint manaj to hexplaw no furver. dady did poot lots of stuf in da hole so i carnt get fru it no mowr. mumy an dady did tell me off lots all da rest of da day cos i ad orrible farts - it musta been wot i ayt. mumy sed dat if i pood in mi krayt las nite i wud reely be in truble, but i didnt so dat woz ok.