Whose training who?

[Mudmagnets]

Every night before we go to bed we go through the same routine, I take his nibs out in the garden for wee & poo, and he duly performs a wee, on asking - try as I may, not same result with poo!! we come indoors, I get my drink and bed ready, shut the lights and curtains to porch - an then he decides oops I did need one after all, so on go the lights - open the curtain, door, out he goes and heyho result.

Nothing wrong with the above - I am pleased we have got to this stage, tbh - but it does make me smile, the routines and little mannerisms they adopt from even a young age   

[Geordietyke]

Hehe, I wish little Minstrel would send a memo to Archie, I'd like a clean floor for a change..... 

[Patp]

Same here almost.

At about 10 pm Jinley goes out for "a last wee" (circling twice while I open the door).  She then runs out, has a wee and runs straight back in, goes upstairs and sits on the top step waiting for her bedtime treat - all before I have even had chance to lock the door and put the lights out!!

She knows she gets 2 and always sniffs the first then turns away not taking it.  The second one is offered which she takes (even if it is the same biscuit as the first one or one broken into two).

She eats both biscuits before taking up half a king size bed only after turning in circles twice (and only anti-clockwise)!!

Funny little things arent they??

[Mudmagnets]

Hehe, I wish little Minstrel would send a memo to Archie, I'd like a clean floor for a change..... 

Will this do? can't guarantee success however 

A Memo to Archie:

Now I know you are a bit younger than wot I am, but come on Archie, time to smarten up your act young man - mum has enough to do and 'aude de poo' is not the most pleasant of pongs ya know - specially when spread hither & thither on floors & paws,

From your good mate Minstrel 

[Geordietyke]

Thank you chicken, will pass your memo onto his nibs, but unfortunately will not hold my breath for the foreseeable future 

[Mudmagnets]

Thank you chicken, will pass your memo onto his nibs, but unfortunately will not hold my breath for the foreseeable future 

My pleasure - hope it does some good.