This is not funny, it is just so not funny
My life is revolving around piles of poo
Poo, poo, poo
I can't laugh. My sense of humour has been flushed down the toilet with piles and piles of Maisie poo
I shut my eyes and I see poo, I smell poo, I swear I can taste poo
Oh no, I am rocking in my chair and dribbling..... poo, poo, poo
I have though, taken some comfort in Colin being plastered in poo and all the rest of your poo stories