We (or should I say Buddy) regularly find random vegetables dumped in the woods. He can make a cabbage last all week, just a few whole leaves at a time. I did manage to keep him away from the onion wedges though. Why would anyone do that?
Oh, and the 50-ish year old man, rather plump, bald, very unattractive. Wearing no shirt in the summer. Nothing very wrong with that. But I did find the pierced nipples a bit off-putting, and I can't look him in the eye now at all.
On a different tone, I did also spot a man at the top of the monkey bars testing out a noose. I called the police and hung around until they came. But fortunately he wandered off. I have often wondered if I saved him or just sent him elsewhere. It was shocking though.