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Cocker Specific Discussion => General Cocker Spaniel Discussion => Topic started by: elaine.e on January 22, 2016, 05:49:56 PM

Title: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: elaine.e on January 22, 2016, 05:49:56 PM
Louis found the head of a dead rabbit during our walk and proudly carried it round, ears poking out of one side of his mouth and nose and dislocated lower jaw poking out the other side. Every so often he'd stop to dig a hole and start burying it before changing his mind and disinterring it :005:

As we got back to the car I could see a white fluffy dog , maybe a Cockapoo, running about unsupervised while it's stupid owner sat in her car texting on her mobile and talking to her child. Louis doesn't like unknown dogs approaching him while he's on lead, so when it ran up to him barking he growled at it as best he could with a mouthful of rabbit head.

At least that got the owner's attention and she got out of her car. The conversation then went something like this:
Woman - OMG what's your dog got in his mouth?
Me (nonchalantly) - the head of a dead rabbit.
Woman - OMG, did he kill it?
Me - no, it was already dead when he found it.
Woman - Is he going to eat it?
Me - No (how I wish I'd said yes, he's having it for his tea)
Woman - OMG, OMG, I like bunnies, I don't like seeing dead ones.

At that point, small child cottons on to what he's seeing and hearing and starts screaming - IT'S A DEAD BUNNY, IT'S A DEAD BUNNY.
Apparently, according to his mum, it was somehow my fault that her son had seen a dead bunny and become upset. I gave her a dirty look and left her to it while I bribed Louis to give up the rabbit head in exchange for a treat. I even went behind a gorse bush to do the swap so that the child wouldn't see Louis drop the head.

The child looked like a Year R or Year 1 so I'll be asking my friend, who works at the local primary school, if she hears anything about one of the little ones talking about a dead bunny  :lol2:

Unless the rabbit head is taken away by a fox or another dog I expect Louis will find it again in the morning. William wasn't interested in it at all. He prefers MacDonalds  or KFC leftovers that people have dumped >:(
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Markr64 on January 22, 2016, 05:56:22 PM
Sorry Elaine but I had a little giggle at this post, not about the child but more that the woman does not understand that a dog will always be an opportunist and take a meal whenever even if not hungry, hence the burying for later.

Well done to Louis for giving up his prize!!
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: bizzylizzy on January 22, 2016, 05:58:47 PM
O'h that has made me laugh Elaine! Can you imagine how the story's going to be expanded in school? Louis of the Baskervilles!!!  :005: :005:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: elaine.e on January 22, 2016, 06:02:03 PM
Sorry Elaine but I had a little giggle at this post, not about the child but more that the woman does not understand that a dog will always be an opportunist and take a meal whenever even if not hungry, hence the burying for later.

Well done to Louis for giving up his prize!!

Louis has a history of resource guarding high value items like raw bones, which I've worked hard to train him out of by doing a nice swap instead and then usually giving the bone back to him. He was definitely reluctant to drop the rabbit head, but he only gave me a dirty look, not a growl ph34r

He was so conflicted over it, starting to bury it and then changing his mind. He's a strange little dog and sometimes tries to bury tennis balls when we're out on walks.
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Joules on January 22, 2016, 06:59:41 PM
 :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

That is hilarious!

I would love to be there when her dog finds some "treasure"  :lol2:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Jaysmumagain on January 22, 2016, 07:20:05 PM
Elaine

I am horrified to think that this has happened to a poor child and its mother while enjoying themselves.  What is the world coming to when a women with a dog wanders about with the dog boldy holding a bunny in its mouth.  Furthermore it is seen as amusement to members on this site.

I can only show my utter disbelief......................... :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

A bunny loving Julie

P.S anyone got a good recipe for rabbit stew :005:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: lescef on January 22, 2016, 07:22:03 PM
I have had a giggle too, she obviously thinks her dog would never do a thing like that!! :005:
Louis can't make his mind up -' should I save it for later or take it with me now?'
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: MIN on January 22, 2016, 07:42:58 PM
made me giggle, but I was so hoping you was going to say the woman thought at first it was the head of her cockerpoo. Now that would be something to shout about
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: bizzylizzy on January 22, 2016, 08:37:18 PM
Oooo you are wicked!!!! :005: :005:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Countrygirl on January 22, 2016, 08:39:32 PM
Brilliant.
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: eljaybee1956 on January 22, 2016, 08:41:47 PM
Elaine,
I wait with interest to see what mischief Louis The Larrikin will land you in next! These blue roan and tan boys!

I will also be scrolling through your local papers on line, wary of headlines about headless children in the New Forest!  :005: That being a natural progression for a psychotic cocker, starts off with small prey - rabbits, squirrels etc, graduating to pre-school age children even whilst they are supposedly under the care of mobile phone texting junkie mothers.

Top marks to Sir William, at least HE has the decency to maintain his high sense of dignity and morality. Nothing that has been naturally (?) killed for him, oh no!, it must be the best grilled left over all beef patty or, crumbed grease filled battery chicken for him. Keep up the good work squire!

Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Archie bean on January 22, 2016, 08:53:57 PM
I might have been tempted to say I was going to have it for MY tea.  ;) waste not, want not!
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: JeffD on January 22, 2016, 09:36:15 PM
How things have changed, when I was that youngsters age we would have relieved the cocker of the head so we could take it to school on a Monday morning  :D :D
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Panda on January 22, 2016, 09:47:09 PM
Hilarious, that's really made me laugh - we're a sick lot on here aren't we?
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: minimoo on January 23, 2016, 08:28:54 AM
 :005: :005: :005: well done Louis
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: bizzylizzy on January 23, 2016, 09:31:31 AM
How things have changed, when I was that youngsters age we would have relieved the cocker of the head so we could take it to school on a Monday morning  :D :D

.....and displayed it on "the nature table"  :005: :005:!!
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: julie1 on January 23, 2016, 10:42:44 AM
 :rofl1: :rofl1:
All the reply's are great too. :lol2:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Jan D on January 23, 2016, 03:05:30 PM
I love it  :clapping: - one small child well-pepared for his first disection in biology class  :005:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: MacTavish Boys on January 25, 2016, 11:24:13 AM
That has made me chuckle  :005: , well done Louis for giving up your prize  ;)
Stephanie, George and Hamish xxx
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: 8 Hairy Feet on January 25, 2016, 12:12:03 PM
 :005:
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: PennyB on January 31, 2016, 03:26:58 AM
I've had Bosley running around with a pigeon he was running around with, with the entrails swinging around everywhere and others looking at m and him as if OMG - I always keep moving when he finds something as he also guards it (mind you I think he enjoys that bit too as he looks disappointed when no other dog is interested in it - probably because they got fed up of him snarling at them) in the hope he might get fed up of me moving away all the time
Title: Re: I think Louis and I have traumatized a small child!
Post by: Mel X on February 05, 2016, 07:38:03 PM
 :005: :005: that's hilarious, well done to him for giving up his booty  :005: