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Cocker Specific Discussion => Puppies => Topic started by: coralee on March 19, 2010, 05:35:56 PM

Title: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: coralee on March 19, 2010, 05:35:56 PM: It haz comed to my attenshun that my muvver is a newrotic. I herd all the stuffs shes bin sayin abowt me on the cockasonline and kwite franklee I iz appawled. It iz veree much clows to slanda I tells ya. I neva tuched her daffydandillos, it woz the cat nekst door and I didunt pee a lot yestaday I jus saved it all up for wen she got home.

I iz a puppeeee afta all.

enneeways, I had my ferst advenchure as a comoonity dog today. I had my veree ferst meeting in da rayn an I got wet. We lookd rownd a big playse that had them grass fings on it wich iz ryt nekst to the beech, my veree fayvorit playse. We all decided that the big playse wood be perfik for a big partee for awl the peepull in the areeya and to rayze munnee for charitee. Mum is organizin it and I iz going to havs a big part to play. I even gets me own brite yello jackit to wear cos I iz veree important dontcha kno.

Afta ower meetin (and afta I shook paws wiv the markee man and put paw prints on his veree cleen and kwite smart yooniform), we walked along the beech to a caffee. I luvd the walk but wazont veree impresst wiv the caffee. The onlee playse for me to sit woz on the raynee floor, well, I wozunt havin enee of that and insistid on sittin on mums lap, wet fur an all. That’ll teech her for not bringin a towal with her wonnit.

Eneeway, we got a cab bak cos it was a bit too far for me paws to carree me, you see, I iz only small and I iz a puppeee afta all.

I iz now jus figoorin out how I’m goin to get me my briyt yellow jackit for my veree importunt role at the partee wich they iz callin a regatta…I got to say, I wozunt much intrestid in the convursashun until they sed summit abowt a barbeekoo. I lyk the sownd of that word and thinks I myt ask wevver my veree importunt role cood be to look afta dis barbeekoo fing and mayk shoor itz okay. It myt need sum help, wotcha fink?

Eneeway, I iz goin to finish dis now cos itz tym for me to go and choo summit.

Nekst tym me muvva tells yoo I haz bin norty…downt beleev her…cos I iz a perfik aynjel, look at me for goodnez sayk

(http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae190/cor_alee/bathtime019.jpg)

p.s. pleez ekskooz me spellin, i iz not veree academik an mor of an artee tipe
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: Top Barks on March 19, 2010, 05:36:32 PM: what a stunner :luv:
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: Victoria25 on March 19, 2010, 05:38:22 PM: I dont believe for a second that you could be norty!
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: beebee on March 19, 2010, 07:21:26 PM: He certainly is a stunner! :luv:
I fink u is veree importunt, and i bets yew luk verree handsum in yor yello jacket. :-*
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: Hurtwood Dogs on March 19, 2010, 07:59:20 PM: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:

Totally believe you, you're perfik :luv: :luv:
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: MaggieR on March 19, 2010, 08:04:24 PM: :005: :005: :005:

You look absolutely perfik to me too...:luv:
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: Emma xx on March 19, 2010, 08:26:40 PM: Deez hoomans arr sillee iznt dey? Uz lickul puppeez getz bwamed fur evereefink >:(. But we noze we arr gud so it duznt mattur. I finkz yoo wil luk cooool in yurr brite yello jackit, yoo wil haz tu show uz a piccitur. if yoo getz too luk afta a barbeekoo i wil bee vewy jelus coz dat soundz funn. and bi de waii - uz puppeez arr de oni wunz hoo can see arr haylows :angel: .. i dunt no wyy dow. oh wellz. Frum yurr mayte Alfie (i iz alsow mor ov an artee tipe).
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: Helen on March 19, 2010, 08:40:46 PM: gorgeous boy :luv: :luv: :luv:
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: leisl on March 19, 2010, 10:41:20 PM: :005:

I love it. And not only that, although very simple to read I bet it was very difficult to write, you must be commended!
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: coralee on March 19, 2010, 11:01:09 PM: fankoo evri wun for sayin how luverlee yu fink i am - i am tuched :D

beebee i will mayk shor theyr ar pikchoors of me in my yello jakit :lol:

alfie - pleezd to meet ya, i wundard wot this shinee thing woz :angel:

leisl - o yes it is, i get me paws all mixt up and everyfin :huh:

mite not get on here much, mums orlwayz hoggin the lappee - but am shore she'll tell you orl abowt me antiks

**cocker kisses**

Harvey
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: BabyB on March 19, 2010, 11:25:31 PM: Just look at those eyes :luv:

ewe is gawjuss - luvs Kateeeeee :-* :-*
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: jann on March 20, 2010, 12:06:59 AM: U iz defernitlee veree importnunt an verry perfik :luv: :angel:

wee carnt wayt tu see pikchoors ov yoo in yore yelllo jakit :003:

luvs yoo

Flo and Barnaby :-* :-*
Title: Re: I iz veree importunt dontcha no
Post by: Uli on March 20, 2010, 12:57:16 AM: Quote from: leisl on March 19, 2010, 10:41:20 PM
:005:

I love it. And not only that, although very simple to read I bet it was very difficult to write, you must be commended!

I have to admit, for me as a German it is much more difficult to read :-\... Nevertheless, you're a gorgeous boy. Btw, I never met anyone speaking like this when I was on the Isle of Wight. Will be there again end of july for the Cowes Week! :blink: