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Cocker Specific Discussion => General Cocker Spaniel Discussion => Topic started by: coopersmum on April 19, 2012, 06:11:01 AM
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I iz in da big troublz again! Yesterday I spent lots of time collecting ALL 'my' stuffs and puttings them in one place. I did finks hard bout what I needed to get and at the end of my hunt I did haves 4 of mummy's shoes, 2 socks, 2 tennis balls, 2 dogz jackets and a slipper ( I can't member where I did puts the other one:()! Then my older brother, Frodo, did walk past and I know he was thinking he does wants some of my fings so I jumped up and knocked him over, then I did stomps all over hims and screamed in his face that he must finds his own stuff somewhere else!! I wasn't very bad to him cos I didn't bites him though :D I'm a really nice boy, see?
He didn't hear me properly the first time I thinks, so I thought I better tell him just one more time... Mummy shouted at me and told me I must stop being such a bully and she took ALL my fings away:'( Now I is sad cos my brother doesn't want to be my friend anymore and he won't play with me and I don't have ANY FINGS to put in my pile:'(
Do all you other hoomans think I is a big, fat meany or do you finks my brother will be my friend again?? I know I don't show it very much but underneath all my hairies I do love hims lots.
PS- I did open the cold fing again and did eats all the chickin and mummy's grumpy bout dat too. I finks I was comfort eating coz my heart is sad bout my brother!
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sometimz i doz chase da furry fing that smellz like a funny dog, but it doz hit me wiv iz hurty pawz and my mummy doz tell mee off. Da best fing to do iz make sum of da sad eyez at dem an den they luffs you again.
luff
Monty
PS; pleez can you send sum tipz on how to open da cold fing coz der iz sum yummy stuff in it dat iz MINE!
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Oh dear it's sounds like you had a bit of a bad day!
I work in a school which is where the little hoomans go to learn and sometimes they shout at each other and don't share too! I think you need to say sorry to your brother and try really hard to remember to share your things nicely next time. I think your mummy and brother will forgive you because they love you.
In school you have to use your quiet voice and only use your big voice outside so maybe you could try this too. When the little hoomans are good they get a sticker, if you're a good boy I bet your mummy will give you a biscuit.
I hope today you have a good day xx
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Oh little one....I hope this is a better day for you and that you are forgiven.
Sending you big hugs through cyber space. Xxx
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Fank you everyone. My mummy has forgiven me already and I've had big loves and cuddles. (Mum can never stay cross with me for too longs cos she just loves me too too much)but my brother's still pretending he's scared of me and I is very confused :(
I finks my problem is that my big voice just comes out before I does thinks about what's I'm saying and then its too late and bad words have come out:(
I do also want to catch that fuzzy thing with hurty paws,Monty, but Mummy says no! One time I did though and I pulled its hair out :D Mummy didn't smile lots then either :(
The cold fing is easy, I just wiggle my nose in and push and it does just open for me and all MY yummy stuff is there for me to munch:) :) You must try it Monty but make sure no one is looking...
Thank you for all the hugs, I did need them to make my heart smile again. I think I will haves to just wait for my brother to forget what I said and I will tries not to stomp all over hims again.
Wags to all:)
Cooper
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Is it just me or do all these naughty dogs talk like Ali G :005:
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It must be a requirement for naughty dogs:)
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My two are giving me funny looks because I am laughing out loud and wiping tears from my eyes reading this. It's obviously a serious matter to them.
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I haz a big brover and sister theys huge and sometims thay bully me so i knows what its like to be buliyed, I onlys stay upset wid them for a bit (just long nuff for mum to tell dem off shut dem in the outhouse den let mez have all de fuss and some gwavy bones) But I likes dem weely cause dey are big enoughs to open de larder cupboard and some weely good tings fall an de floor for me to hoover ups, bestest of all is Iz neber blamed for dis cause Iz not big nuff to do it on me owns. :005: :005: Iz sure yor brover will be friend again soon, licks from mez
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I is hoping you is right bout my brother forgiving me, I miss havings someones to play wif. Between you's and me I thinks he's putting it on so mum gives him extra cuddles:(
Your brother and sister sounds just likes me. We don't means to bully the wittle ones tis just an acsident,we really love you lot :( My brother is older than me but is very wittle, I think mummy calls hims a chihua.....somefing cross (now he's a CROSS chihua...somefing) so I do thinks he is oversensitive maybe,
I mean I didn't even bites him!
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My mummy has somfink she doz call an integrayted fridge, da door is flush to da cupbords so i can't get me nose in to open it. I fink i will complain to da Belgian animal squad, cos she does have my stuff in der, and she even has eaten my sausages! The hurty paw kind of dog fing i don't understand, he iz nice and friendly to me, den wen i wants to play he pricklez my noze. i don't understand him, i fink he speaks belgian or sumfink! he can make all his furz stand up on hiz tail, this doz make me laff.
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Ooh Monty,I finks you should complain to the animal squad bout your cold fing! It is against all our rights to has a cold fing dat we cants open, how do we get to da yummy stuff then? I can't believe your mummy wld eat your sossages, that's very bad! My mum does it too sometimes but then I barks and barks at her til she gives somes of it backs to me. You must tries that:)
I did tell our hurty paw dog that it must give me all its foods on the counter but it did just looks at me and saids somefing very bad...I didn't understand the words but it was very very bad, I knows it! Maybe you is right Monty, maybe our one speaks Belgian too. When Mum isn't looking I will post it to you, then you can have two hurty paw things and I can haves its food:D It is very funny when they makes their hairs big I do laff at it too but mum says I is norty:)
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Wish there was a "like" button on here!
Cooper, sounds like you need to meet Krumble, she'll give you a run for your money!
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I think we shld make a norty's club. Krumble can join too! We can plot and take over the hoomans and the FOOD ;)
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I wantz to be a memba of dis groop. I doz have lotz of good tipz about stealin the ice cream from kidz, snatchin da picniks of stoopid peoples who do sitz on da floor to eat in my woodz and how to open da bags of yummy smelly snacks da hoomans put out for da lorry man to get every week. I can also do very good jumping and shouty barking at da feavery fings wot does tweet and at da funny smelly prickle paw dog fings.
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You'll be very valualuable in our kwest Monty:D You will has to teech me sum of that stuff though! I lives in afwica so don't knows about these stoopid peeples that sits on the ground with their foods(yummy)?? I didn't know the big bags has snacks in dem I thought they was jus rubbish but nows I will has to look in there. I is sure mummy will be glad if I stops the lorry mens steeling our stuffs. I see you want the feather fings too!!! I so want me one of those fings but now I has a plan... Everyday when we go to feed the biiiiiig dog that does eats the grass I does collect me a feather and takes it home. Evry night I takes my feathers to bed with me and I dreams on them so that one morning whens I wake up I will have me a feather fing:D Good plan huh? You must try it too,is lots of fun!
PS-if kidz are those little hoomans then I donts likes them very much, they was very mean to me
before my mummy found me so now I does scream at them lots in my VERY big voice!! Mummy says they're not all mean to us but I still don't trust those small peeples:(
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I am sorree dat the kidz wos not nice. sum of dem are gud fun. Dey always will play wiv me and dey does drop food off da table right into my mouth. Dey understand wot a dog does need. One of da kidz does give me brushing wiv da soft brush, dis makes me show my tummee, it iz nice. Beware of da feavery fings, once the prickly paw dog did bring one home, and i woz a bit scared, it did smell realee funny, but i doz luff to chase dem in da woods. Don't want to get too close though, i iz not sure if dey is nice. My mummee is coming to Africa in 3 weeks, but shee says i have to stay home as they haff big growly fings wot might eat me!! And she says that i haff to stay here to look after da howse and make sure that the man in blue doesn't get too close the howse when he bringz da letterz.
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Your mummy's right there are very big growly things that do lives here. The farm next doors to us has biiiiig prickly paw cats that does roar loud at nights, I finks theys called lions! I'm sure your mum's going to miss you plenty plenty but if she's near our town when she comes she's welcome to get cocker cuddles from me:) Thanks you for da warning bout da feather things I will try be more carefuls but I really does want one very very very bad!!