Silent - But Oh So Deadly!

[Sue67]

She lays at my feet, contented and snoozing, but in her bowels lays the most godawful gas, a-brewin' away to reach peak ponginess, and to be released silently, with no warning, my nostrils are assaulted with the vileness, as eye watering as tear gas, and she gives a little sigh, as if to say, 'that's better'.

Cough, cough, splutter - pass the gasmask. 

[happydog]

Cooeee- Sue.


I think your OH has got hold of your COL log in details and is casting nasturtiums about you.

[bajoleth]

Cooeee- Sue.


I think your OH has got hold of your COL log in details and is casting nasturtiums about you.

 

[Sue67]

Well I DID have cabbage at lunch time but I had no idea it was that bad! 

[mcphee]

Are you sure it wasn't the OH?

[happydog]

Are you sure it wasn't the OH?

Exactly! The dog always gets the blame. Soooooo unfair!

As if a cocker would do such a thing!

[sharonmansfield]

Not known my cockers to do this they are far to posh but my old german shepherd would let loose audible ones and she would look at her bum as if to say what was that and get up and move somewhere else leaving this stinking fog behind her!!!

[Mudmagnets]

Not known my cockers to do this they are far to posh but my old german shepherd would let loose audible ones and she would look at her bum as if to say what was that and get up and move somewhere else leaving this stinking fog behind her!!!

Katie has been known to let the 'odd' one orft, usually if she has stolen some of Smudge's Burns. It really does whiff an all 

[helshaw]

Poor Buster has had diawotsits this week and he is not quite back to normal and boy did we know it last night. We were tucked up in bed, OH watching telly, me reading, Ollie asleep on the bed, Buster underneath when my OH started choking and having a fit. He reckoned Buster had let off a silent one but I couldn't smell anything then it hit me. It was the worse smell ever and this happened a couple of times before I think we were gassed once to often and fell asleep. Buster blissfully slept on.

[waggytails]

Our Millie sometimes lets really bad ones go.  It takes the oxygen out the room.   When she was still able to walk upstairs, i used to follow her and sometime you could here her dropping them with each step.

[Rats and Dogs]

Gari never did such a thing, apart from one very loud one where he whizzed round and stared at his tail in shock, wondering where that terrible sound came from!

Puppy Duggie is a different kettle of fish though, phew, he stinks! OH asked how something so small and cute can smell so bad! I started the food change over process with him as soon as I could!