Am in troublz again :(

[montydavies]

I wantz to be a memba of dis groop. I doz have lotz of good tipz about stealin the ice cream from kidz, snatchin da picniks of stoopid peoples who do sitz on da floor to eat in my woodz and how to open da bags of yummy smelly snacks da hoomans put out for da lorry man to get every week. I can also do very good jumping and shouty barking at da feavery fings wot does tweet and at da funny smelly prickle paw dog fings.

[coopersmum]

You'll be very valualuable in our kwest Monty:D You will has to teech me sum of that stuff though! I lives in afwica so don't knows about these stoopid peeples that sits on the ground with their foods(yummy)??  I didn't know the big bags has snacks in dem I thought they was jus rubbish but nows I will has to look in there. I is sure mummy will be glad if I stops the lorry mens steeling our stuffs. I see you want the feather fings too!!! I so want me one of those fings but now I has a plan... Everyday when we go to feed the biiiiiig dog that does eats the grass I does collect me a feather and takes it home. Evry night I takes my feathers to bed with me and I dreams on them so that one morning whens I wake up I will have me a feather fing:D Good plan huh? You must try it too,is lots of fun!

PS-if kidz are those little hoomans then I donts likes them very much, they was very mean to me
before my mummy found me so now I does scream at them lots in my VERY big voice!! Mummy says they're not all mean to us but I still don't trust those small peeples:( 

[montydavies]

I am sorree dat the kidz wos not nice. sum of dem are gud fun. Dey always will play wiv me and dey does drop food off da table right into my mouth. Dey understand wot a dog does need. One of da kidz does give me brushing wiv da soft brush, dis makes me show my tummee, it iz nice. Beware of da feavery fings, once the prickly paw dog did bring one home, and i woz a bit scared, it did smell realee funny, but i doz luff to chase dem in da woods. Don't want to get too close though, i iz not sure if dey is nice. My mummee is coming to Africa in 3 weeks, but shee says i have to stay home as they haff big growly fings wot might eat me!! And she says that i haff to stay here to look after da howse and make sure that the man in blue doesn't get too close the howse when he bringz da letterz.

[coopersmum]

Your mummy's right there are very big growly things that do lives here. The farm next doors to us has biiiiig prickly paw cats that does roar loud at nights, I finks theys called lions! I'm sure your mum's going to miss you plenty plenty but if she's near our town when she comes she's welcome to get cocker cuddles from me:) Thanks you for da warning bout da feather things I will try be more carefuls but I really does want one very very very bad!!