Der iz sumfin very scary in da gardin

[montydavies]

I az just bin owt to do me before bed bisnes and der woz a very funny smell. at first i did fink it woz good coz all da pigins did fly out of da tree, but then there woz a relee funnee smell and den i did see a very pointy ear fluffy tail thing wot did stink. i forgot my bisnes and did do da loud shoutin at it, mummee shouted coz da neighbourz iz sleepin, but i woz a bit fritined so i had to tell da fing to go away from my gardin. I fink he doz leave stinky stuff wot is good to roll in, but i leaves that to my sister, i finks that the best stuff to roll in is mud!

[coopersmum]

Ooh Monty, I woulds has been a bits fritined too. The neighbours must wakes ups if you are afraids so they can comes and helps your mummy saves you so your big voice was a very goods idea! I used mine last night cos mum was looking at those boring paper things she has so much of (sometimes I rips them up so she can't look at thems anymores) and she did moans at me too so we is in the sames club:)