oooooh she'd av to get me loads of em cos I'd chew my way threw cardboard in no time

I cud make a bomb shreddin paper for folk - mum ud be rich

I av a crate at night wif a blankit in it - I like shreddin it but its old so mum don't mind as long as I don't scoff it - I leaf bits for er all around

i fink she likes pickin em up an pickin up all my kibble

she luks pleased when I put bits all over

i fink i like chewin loads but I avn't chewed wires or nuffin so iz ok

I av to av a word in Alfie's shell like cos ee cud av soooooo much fun chewin ... I av made mincemeat out of my raw ide shoes today - av gone threw 3 of em an scoffed my dinner from kongs an av chewed up a venison ear an all ... I av all my growd up teef so I av to practice usin em
