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Offline Mrs K

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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2008, 09:34:29 PM »
Hilarious! Just what did you tell your son he HAD done???
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2008, 11:27:29 PM »
OMG that is just too funny  :lol2: :lol2:

I'm so thankful that between my 5 boys, none of them have shown me up like that before  :lol2: :lol2:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #47 on: December 30, 2008, 11:55:32 PM »
Good old Dave - if it's got a pulse, hump it :lol2:

Did the vet feel used afterwards?
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2008, 04:38:54 PM »
Quote from: hamfam on December 30, 2008, 11:55:32 PM
Good old Dave - if it's got a pulse, hump it :lol2:

Did the vet feel used afterwards?

No, s/he lit a cigarette!!! :rofl1:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2008, 04:48:59 PM »
Like to see the vet add that to his C.V.   ph34r :005:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2009, 08:24:09 PM »
Oh dear. The first time Rufus got over excited with his cushion, as I had never seen the offending organ  in its entirety in a dog before, I was terrified! The worst bit was his licking up the ejaculate. Castrated at 17 months, but he still pulls his cushion out of his crate and humps it! Never mind, there are worse habits.
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2009, 09:02:33 AM »
Quote from: Michele on December 29, 2008, 07:03:08 PM
Makes a change to get something for nothing from the vets!!!  :005:

 :lol: :rofl1: :rofl1: Mortifying but very funny!
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2009, 10:45:44 AM »
New sign at the surgery

VETERINARY SURGERY / MASSAGE PALOR

By the way how much did the Vet charge ?  :005: :005: :005: :005:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2009, 10:53:35 AM »
Quote from: theshrew on January 07, 2009, 10:45:44 AM
New sign at the surgery

VETERINARY SURGERY / MASSAGE PALOR

By the way how much did the Vet charge ?  :005: :005: :005: :005:

 :005: :005:

I think I need to make a little sign to hang around Dave's neck:

Warning!!
This animal can be explosive
stroke with caution
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2009, 11:07:20 AM »
this gets worse :005: :005:  so glad i got a girl dog this time won t say tother word she might get offended...Have many joyful memories of Dart my childhood blue roan   embarassing me by innaprropriate humping...usually some sweeet innocent little blonde princess..Awww mum look awww wot a cute doggy he s wiggling his bum     eeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!  humping legs n cushions you name it...love Samanthas dog in sex and the city  hilarious!      Poor old Dave the Rave averyine takin da mick outta yoo..is your mummy on a payback mission? you ll never be able to hold your HEAD up in public again!!!!  ;)
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2009, 11:11:03 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on January 07, 2009, 10:53:35 AM
Quote from: theshrew on January 07, 2009, 10:45:44 AM
New sign at the surgery

VETERINARY SURGERY / MASSAGE PALOR

By the way how much did the Vet charge ?  :005: :005: :005: :005:

 :005: :005:

I think I need to make a little sign to hang around Dave's neck:

Warning!!
This animal can be explosive
stroke with caution

surely it depends on the location of the 'stroke'  ?  :005:

so pleased Jarv seems relatively unbothered by his manhood (although in photo's it does look like he's well endowed for a short boy  :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: ).  He has had a couple of 'nocturnal emission dreams' but I put this down to him being a healthy young man  ph34r
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2009, 12:29:30 PM »
If the vet advertised that service Robbie would be there like a shot!!!!  :lol2:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2009, 01:58:06 PM »
OMG how embarrassing  :005:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2009, 03:49:02 PM »
 :o :o :o :o
Oh I feel for you, how embarrassing for you!
Are you looking for a new vets?! Hehe.
I bet the vets and nurses are having quite the convo in thier lunhc break! :005:
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Re: Just been to the vets... am mortified.
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »
Am literally killing myself laughing :005:
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