OK who has a cocker kitchen stalker

[Mary P]

Bonnie stands staring at the bit of floor directly under the chopping board, not at me. She always gets whatever slips from the board. The others sit and watch me, so miss out!

Yep - that's Louie, problem is the crumbs go on his back and he doesn't notice 

No jenny, Bonnie isn't under. She stares at the bit of floor that's under, so she gets every bit!!

[fizzyntiffy]

Yep, me too, whenever I'm in the kitchen there's this constant presence, and out of the corner of my eye I can see her tail wagging like mad Tiffy even licks the bottom of the freezer when the doors open 

Had a friend who's weim helped himself to a frozen chicken breast once    No ill effects 

[JaspersMum]

Bonnie stands staring at the bit of floor directly under the chopping board, not at me. She always gets whatever slips from the board. The others sit and watch me, so miss out!

Yep - that's Louie, problem is the crumbs go on his back and he doesn't notice 

No jenny, Bonnie isn't under. She stares at the bit of floor that's under, so she gets every bit!!

That's Lou's problem - he's so busy staring at the floor, he doesn't notice the bits that fall ON him 

[Cockertime Blues]

I have to lean over the counter to chop food in a very uncomfortable manner because there is always a black cocker between my feet and the kitchen unit.  She can also lie in her bed and figure out whether the stuff in the dishwasher is clean or dirty, i.e, if clean it's not worth getting out of bed for.

[*Theresa*]

No not me....however I do have to lovely cocker shaped rugs in my kitchen that just seem to move around the floor and be wherever I am