Pet Shop Staff...

[Curtisio]

Went to a 'large pet superstore' at the weekend. Kyro loves it there. We got to the counter where they have a bowl of dog treat biscuits. You are allowed to give one to your dog. The 'Saturday Girl' decided Kyro was such a looker that he deserved the whole bowl, she put the bowl on the floor next to Kyro, of course he did what any pup would do and headed straight for his first mouthful. I manage to get to the bowl and move it away...but, honestly...

You obviously do not need to know anything about pets to work there...

[Sheryl]

Aye, they are not stupid, that's for sure     Chloe was once sat next to Louise on the couch.  Lou had a big tub of flumps and when she thought Lou wasn't looking she would put her head in and take just one.  She did this for a wee while and then she submerged her head in the tub, hoovered as many as she could (until she had hamster cheeks), took off and emptied her treasure on the floor to eat them at her leisure.  Sometimes these dogs are just so comical it takes all your time not to laugh when trying to tell them off.