Well Indy's gone one better and shocked me with a green one.
Been doing a bit of gardening, strimmed and mowed the lawn, noticed that there was a clump of slimey nastiness in the waterfall for the pond and, being brave, fished it out and chucked it into the flower bed until later.
Ha. No such thing as later with Indy the great slime hunter, I turned round to discover my cute pooch with what looked like a fine shock of green beard where her normal whiskers would be!
'Ooooohhhh Indy, give that to me', says I, 'When Hell freezes over', says she.
End result, one made chase round the garden, bits of slimey pond weed flying everwhere and now one happy cocker with a crusty face.
No kisses for us tonight. <a href="
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