You know your cocker loves you because...

[*Theresa*]

This is the best excuse evr not to stress over housework when I have a kid 

[Alfiesmom]

cocker kisses are the best!

[Sheryl]

I know Kali loves me because she gives me kisses just after she has been eating her bone.  Mmmmm all those bits of fat that she leaves on my face

[Alfiesmom]

when lying on the sofa recently, Alfie tried to share his pig's ear with me by dropping it into my mouth!!!! How kind is that!!!

[clairep4]

We play "kisses through the bannisters" with the Muppeteers, where they run to the top of the stairs and you stand so that you're on their level and they have to kiss you through as many of the gaps as they can in quick succession. It was easier when it was just Bella - it turns into a competition now for who can shove their cocker snout through the gap quickest 

[LouiseAS]

Jakey loves to share his really manky wet cuddly toys with me by rubbing them all over my face 

Meg will sit on my lap after she's eaten and share a great big belch right in front of my nose 

[Annette]

when lying on the sofa recently, Alfie tried to share his pig's ear with me by dropping it into my mouth!!!! How kind is that!!!

That'll teach you to snore on the sofa!

[Sheryl]

Meg will sit on my lap after she's eaten and share a great big belch right in front of my nose 

At least it isn't the other end which Kali does regularly and then looks at me and moves like I did it   Either she looks at her bum like 'What the hell was that?'

[Helen]

Meg will sit on my lap after she's eaten and share a great big belch right in front of my nose 

At least it isn't the other end which Kali does regularly and then looks at me and moves like I did it   Either she looks at her bum like 'What the hell was that?'

Jarv does that, and has the cheek to look at me with the most DISGUSTED look on his face as if I did it 

[clairep4]

Meg will sit on my lap after she's eaten and share a great big belch right in front of my nose 

At least it isn't the other end which Kali does regularly and then looks at me and moves like I did it   Either she looks at her bum like 'What the hell was that?'

Well his royal highness would never do anything like that so it MUST be you, Helen! 

Jarv does that, and has the cheek to look at me with the most DISGUSTED look on his face as if I did it 

[skyesmum]