Do you have nicknames for your dogs? And/or songs?

[MaggieR]

Dave is generally: Smeg or git
Normy: Frau or Huff pants

If Maggie us in charge its:

Dave: Day! (for some reason she always shouts this )
Normy: Mummy (please don't tell anyone she calls the dog mummy.... )

1. Dave.... smeg or git  Mags is in turmoil over the slur on his character!!!!!
2. Normy: Mummy (please don't tell anyone she calls the dog mummy.... ) 

[Pop-Star]

Ours are a bit unoriginal compared with some
Poppy is Pop Star Princess Poppy, or more often Pop Pop
Loving all yours though

[Noodle]

The songs and nicknames change - but the ones in use at the moment are:
Stinkie, Winkie, Winkie, Winkie, Winkie Woo.
Snoddy, Toddy, Toddy, Snoddy, Dooby Doo dah.

And one from a 'Father Ted' episode:
My lovely horse (dog)
Running through the field.
Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing
In the wind?  
 
We use this For Tess

My lovely Tess running through the fields
where are you going with your ears blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with liver cake
and jump you over fences
rub your belly and take you to the doggy dentist..... 

Nickname for Tess is Boo Boo as in yogi bear's sidekick, Bella is Belly Bum as she likes to shove her bum in yor face 

[Sarah.H]

'Whats that coming over the hill? Is it a mooster? Is it a moooooster?'   

[montydavies]

Monty is Da Monsta, and I also sing AND dance with him to a made up tune called The Monty Mambo.  This involves lots of bum wiggling and licking (the licking bit is Monty not me!).  Also to recall him I call Pupeeeeeeee in a high pitched voice, he comes pelting back when I call this, he just ignores me when I call Monteeeeeeee in similar manner!

[minimoo]

kizzy has mini moocha minimoo, moomin, and were off to see the whizzy, the wonderful whizzy of oz, because because because because because  , bruno answers to monk, or monkey, or monster munch, he actually thinks his name is Bruno monkey boy, ella is smelly nelly,fat bum (shes not anymore thou) ella bug, lovebucket  , and my new boy Bailey, is baby boy, baba, or gimme that back you little s**t 

[Black Red + Yellow]

Serious nicknames or the swearing types when they is being norty?

Willow is Willowchops or chunky and when norty....that blooming Labrador!
Finn is Ratty or Finney and the Dark Destroyer when he's yet again disembowled a toy
Alfie is Alfie Ralpie Roo or Rooney (yes after the footballer because he is red and doesn't do a lot ) or though hubby having to retract the last name because Alfie is doing so well on the shoots this year....

Willow has a song too......it is Christina Aguilera 'you are beautiful'.....swopped with 'you're a labrador'.........this is obviously a secret because caught hubby singing it to her....yep.....he wouldn't want me going along on a shoot with all his fellow beaters now would he

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[Hurtwood Dogs]

1. Dave.... smeg or git   Mags is in turmoil over the slur on his character!!!!!

  It's ok, you can tell her he's rather proud of those names...

He really doesn't care about anything you see... Last night, for example, poor Normy was sleeping in front of the fire and Dave swaggered in (after steeling some food off the kitchen table), sat on her head, did a massive victory 'Woowoowooooooo!' then lay down (on her head) so he got all the heat from the fire... all she could do was huff quietly to herself and wonder what an earth she's done in life to deserve Dave as a little brother

[MaggieR]

1. Dave.... smeg or git  Mags is in turmoil over the slur on his character!!!!!

  It's ok, you can tell her he's rather proud of those names...

He really doesn't care about anything you see... Last night, for example, poor Normy was sleeping in front of the fire and Dave swaggered in (after steeling some food off the kitchen table), sat on her head, did a massive victory 'Woowoowooooooo!' then lay down (on her head) so he got all the heat from the fire... all she could do was huff quietly to herself and wonder what an earth she's done in life to deserve Dave as a little brother

Dave is returned once more to Maggie's hero 

[Linz13]

Dave and Maddi must be related!  She lies on Murphy all the time, he like Mummy, sorry Normy just huffs and I swear he rolls his eyes 

[elaine.e]

William is Wol, Wol-Bear, Little Willy  or sometimes Willie Wumpkins, which was the name of a racehorse many years ago.

Louis is Lucas, Lukey Pooks or Poo Face (he's a real minger)

I don't have any songs specific to them but at Christmas they sometimes get a chorus of "Jingle Bells, the spaniel smells" and there have been occasions  when "There's Klingons on the spaniel's bum" is sung to the tune of "Star Trekkin".

[Sarah.H]

and there have been occasions  when "There's Klingons on the spaniel's bum" is sung to the tune of "Star Trekkin".

 

[Hurtwood Dogs]

I don't have any songs specific to them but at Christmas they sometimes get a chorus of "Jingle Bells, the spaniel smells" and there have been occasions  when "There's Klingons on the spaniel's bum" is sung to the tune of "Star Trekkin".

 

Dave and Maddi must be related!  She lies on Murphy all the time, he like Mummy, sorry Normy just huffs and I swear he rolls his eyes 

Poor Murphy, Mummy Normy sends her best wishes at this time.... it's a very unfair hand to be dealt living with one of those

[Toni-UK]

Ruby has just a few.....Rubes,Ruby-Doo,Boobie,,Boobie-Doo.......and just "Boobs" which is used the most,though i do get funny looks from men when i'm in the forest calling "Boobs,where are you"   

Not so funny when i'm dog walking with OH and he says loudly, "come here boobs" peoples faces are a picture.

[grracee]

I have a song I sing daily to Eddie:

"Eddie dog, Eddie dog, if I was a dog I'd give you a snog!".......... 

Then my OH made up a second verse, which he sings back to me as if it was Eddie:

"But you're not, but you're not..... and guess what? You're not that hot!!!!"

(seriously, I can't believe I'm sharing this!  )

Charlie often gets called, Charlie Warly, Charlie Parley, Charles () oh and my cousins/younger sister used to call him "Little Charlie" all the time when he was a pup!